Thank you for Churches

sundays, pra s mga catolics, is a prayr day. entering st jo church, i prayd. u know wat i sed? "tenkyu 4 churches bcos street children and begars hev benches 2 sleep on."

TORTURE TEST

torture test - flood at grdon colege reachd knee-hi. during clean-up, ar cmputer lab tech and suply oficer askd me if cmputer tables cud alredy dsposed. i instrctd dem 2 chek. returning, dey sed dat dey hev fnishd d "torture" test. tables wich did not pass ar now in d garbage. hehe

POST FLOOD SCENARIO

post-flood scenario at d finans ofis: acctg clerk was ironing indices of payment and student was blow drying wat lukd lyk payrol. i askd d finans oficer, "gus2 mo hiramin pang-unat ko ng buhok?" hehe

FILIPINO "VEDAS"

twas ar last dctoral clas last sat ng bgla nwala ng ilaw. 2loy ang lec ng reporter khit msakit n eyes me frm reading handout bout Indian Vedas bible-like buk, wen my clasm8 asked: "anong vedas skul ang kilala s hazing?" e d san vedas. den i askd, "anong vedas ang tawag s skul of swiming?" e d salva vedas! ehehehe

BEGGAR

beggar..punta ko bakery wen i noticed "begar" in front of me n mukha kwawa kc dami nya bitbit plastic bag. punta din sya s bakery. widout being askd bnigyan ng tindero yn "begar" ng 3 piraso tnapy wile i paid my pndisal and w8ted. tpos nagturo sya s ref. "grabe" nman, i thot pero n-amuse ako. "ano po yn?" ask ng tndero. "bgyan mo ko ng sofdrink," sbi ng begar. obliged, pero mukhang nplitan inabot ng tndero yn sofdrink. tapos nag-abot ng 100 pesos yn begar. "ay, hindi po!, senyo n yn," sbi ng "begar." ng nkuha ko n pndisal buy ko, inabot nman ng tndero yn sukli ng "begar."

Not Giving Up

wen u dnt giv up,
u canot fail

Marami Pang Pangarap

m2log k n.
dhil mrami k pang pangarap
i-acomplish.