Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Heal

iuwi mo sya senyo and kip touching ur bunso. find out kung meron sya inaalala. siknes is both fsical at emotional. treat emotion 1st and d body heals

Extraordinary

xtraordinary things
hapen 2 xtraordinary pipol
wid xtraordinary imagination
and action skils

Wishes

close ur eyes tmorow
and make ur bigest wishes.
specific ha?
and biger dan 2 pesos!
kasi lyf givs us
wat we literaly wish

Perfection

prfction is also leting go,
losing urself,
geting out of control,
enjoying d moment,
and lerning frm d xperiens

Condom

seeing a frend agen aftr som tym, she comentd how fast tym flew and how ar own boys-sons- hev grown. and den she askd, "hev u dcided how 2 tel ur boys how 2 use cndoms?
"My!," i thot. widout blurting aloud, i sed 2 myslf, "i nevr thot growing inches did nt mean only lengthwise and crosswise, bt also diagonal-wise." hehe

Monday, May 30, 2011

Happy Birthday!

khit sumusuray n ko s lasing, cary ko p txt sbay plit pn2log.
am sure u made ur big specific wishes.
jus folow ur heart.
it makes u hapy.
by wishing,
ur brain tels u
wat 2 do nex.
hapy birthday!

Back to School

its psukan n! and d kids hev rturnd frm vcation. i askd kuya to enrol hmself so he lerns. bk at home 4 lunch, kuya reportd he did nt hev a hair cut and drfor had yet 2 enrol hmself.
d 4ward-luking, and drfor absent in d present, nnay raised 2 prformans levl her voice and told kuya, "kuya, tapos ng mliligayang araw nyo.
realizing how mcabre i sounded, i retracted my statement.
"kuya, tpos n mliligaya bkasyn nyo. mligayang pasukan n!"

Opportunity

Evry oportunity
has a shelf-life!
its nt even
always available

Bowling

u win bowling
only wen u relis dat bol

The Human Brain

hirs a fact: did u know taht d human brian can raed words with lteters rmubeld?
as lnog as d frist and lsat lteters of d words r at their porepr palecs.
bceuase d barin only itnreperts d wrdos and not d seplilng of a ceratin wrod

Blessings

may ur
blesings
come a
milion fold;
may d lov
in ur heart
nevr
get old;
and may
u find
tresures
including
lov and gold!

Friday, May 27, 2011

I wish to see

4 months i wud complain of eyes dat hurt, tears dat fel, eyes dat nevr apird white and helthy.
i am losing my vision.
i wud xplain 2 myself it was bcos of d CPU, long wrk hrs dat did nt pay me wel and cared les.
nevr realizing dat my prob was me.
2 make me see wel, it was 1st i hu shud dcide dat i shud see wel and see wat i want 2 see.
wid a blurd vsion that also blurd my brain,
i ws bcoming blind 2 posibilities, ader things i cud see.
i wish 2 stop pretending.
i wish 2 see

Good Morning!

s bwat pgsikat ng araw
dulot nito'y pnibagong muta at pnis n lway.
nway sundan mo ng pgligo
upang bakas n amo'y mglaho.
Gndang umaga,
mumog na!

Ligaw

my 1 anak n gus2 iligaw ang knyang ama s gubat dhil s sakit ni2ng wl ng lunas at pagod n rin syang mag-alaga d2. ipinasan nya ang knyang ama hnggang s mkrting cl s ksukalan ng gubat. ngunit npansin nya n pinuputol ng knyang ama ang bwat sanga ng punong mdaanan nila. tinanong ng anak kung bkit nya ginagawa i2. sumagot ang kanyang ama,
pinuputol ko ang mga snga dahil ayokong mligaw k s pguwi mo, anak."

Return of the Comeback

think of lov and u get lov in return widout beging 4 it.
think of being rich and u dscovr many ways 2 do it.
think of hurt and u get hurt in return.
think of being poor and u lus possibility of bcoming rich.
chus 2 put ur enrgy s gud, things u want, wat coms nturally and easily
and gud retrns 2 u a milion tyms..fast!

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Nenok

kwen2 mo bunso mo nagnene-nenok din ako ng bata p. habang 2matanda nga lang naicp ko cguro i can hev wat i want at i can hev mor. ngkakalat lang din kasi pera ng nnay ko non ng mlakas p bisnes nila. ng humina n, i nid 2 realyz l n ko m-nenok, kaya change strategy. ang kaibahan nga lang ngaun, my sens of acomplishment ako. wy nenok hundreds lang if i can hev thousands, milions or even bilions if i wud jus beliv i can, wrk smart at w8 for biger rewards wen i want dem. pg nenok kc d mo lam mgkano m-nenok, o kung meron m-nenok. wors, u lern 2 fear at syempre die sooner unhapy. der ar many ways 2 get wat u want. nenok is only 1. its not even sustainable.

Plane Fly

if ur trgeting plane fly some place, make sure l k alipunga ha?
bcos airports inspec ur shoes
nt ur alipunga nman. hihi!

Cute

i've realyzd
d man ako laging msaya
lagi nman akong
CUTE!

Monday, May 23, 2011

Good

wid or widout ur alergy, u ar beautiful.
wid or widout money, u giv mor dan u can.
wid or widout tym, u share a lyftym.
u ar gud.
bcos smbody gud out der creates only gudnes.

Happier

jus folow watever makes u hapy.
wy?
bcos yul b hapier dan u can imagine

Selfish

we may go round d world and spend a hul lyftym finding answrs,
and hurt ar eyes crying 2 lov and giv ol to adrs.
bt we ol hev 2 lov ar self 1st
bfor we can efectivly lov adrs

Pamana

pls tel madr mhal ko sya. der ar many ways of showing it. i show myn by showing adrs i am lyk her- ibibigay p s iba ang para sa srili, and by showing adrs her pmana of humility and simplicity

Shine

if ur sooo gud,
u rili know wen 2 let go-
wen its tym
4 adrs 2 shine

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Flower and butterfly

1nce der was a man hu askd god
4 a flowr & a buterfly
bt god gave him a cctus & caterpilar
d man was sad
he thot god was busy caring 4 adrs
bt nt him.
aftr he checkd cctus & caterpilar n limot na nya,
he was srprised.
frm ugly cctus a byutiful flowr grew
frm a caterpilar a buterfly transformed

Trees

trees ar plantd
far frm each adr
so dey can spread deyr branches
and mture

Breastfeeding

akala ko kung ano n xciting role ko d2 weding brod ko. sus! d me pnasama s weding. ako nagalaga baby nila. d p nman ako nagsanay syaw baby. gud thing at cnunod pala nila suges ko n brestfid ng sis ko pmangkin nya at vice versa. same thing i did wid my sis's baby non. ayun! 2log na baby alaga ko aftr brestfid ng sis ko

Hapy Friends

d worlds hapiest frends
nver hev d same caracter
dey jus hev d best undrstanding
of deyr difrences

Imagination

nag teambldg sports club las wikend. syang di kau ksama. 1st tym din me join. i was told nsubukan nyo pala compete abrod. may i reques smthing frm u? peptok ko kuya pursige swim compete abrod, if it wil be oportunity 4 him 2 impruv wel. if u see him, cud u tel him bout ur swim experiens abrod? stories fire up ar imagination. and imaginations bcom real

Cancer

2x i herd ur voice sa ymca pool. if its u, its nice 2 hear u bk in sports po.
kip ur dreams alyv. nt even cancr cels can stop u frm
teling urself dat der are many ways
and many seasons 2 fulfil dreams

Papa Bird

Teambldg me coop oficials s 1 private haus wid pool at bird cages.
som came wid kids.
ng pauwi n me, 1 mama oficial told her 4 yr old doter n tgnan n yng mga parakeet birds.
s 2wa, ipinasok ng doter ang dliri. tinuka ng bird!
humiyw yng doter. d mpatahan at pilit pinapahanap ang papa nya n d nman sumama.
isumbong dw yng bird s papa nya.
sbi n lang ng mama, "d bale isusumbong ntin yng bird s papa mo."
ol d wile n nagwawala yng doter, sumisigaw din yng 1 bird s bird n nanuka s doter.
huminto yng doter sbay 2ro sa bird n mas maingay p s doter.
"yng kulay green b n yn yng papa bird?"

Videoke

bunso ws staring at me, nnay, wile i sang aiza segera's song s videoke.
he blurtd, "ksalanan mo yn nnay!"
i stopd singing and lukd at bunso.
xplain si bunso,
"d k kc nagpa-practis kaya mas mgaling n si aiza s u."

Buddha

a fat lady askd her bf
shat she lukd lyk
d boy replied:
u luk lyk a god!
d fat lady smiled,
giggled and blushd
den askd,
cnung god?
aphrodite? venus? who?
d boy lukd deeply in her eyes
touchd her bely
and sed,
"Buda!"

Monday, May 16, 2011

Fly

Fly
werever
ur
beautiful
wings
may
take
u

River

lyk d river finding its course,
i find my way

Warm

pipol i am nt dat close tlaga hev greeted me "hapy nnays day!," wen i cud nt rmembr evr doing smthing special 4 dem. bt prhaps my circle of influens has bin reaching dem in a way dat deyr hearts ar touchd. and dat by greting me dey cud also touch khit ray lang ng wndrfuly shining heart ko. dis thot warms me

Nanay at Tatay

hev u evr wnderd wy "nnay" at "tatay" came 2 b smantala lyf wud prhaps b simpler by jus coling dem "mgulang?" kc wder nnay or tatay, preho lng nman role -2 nurture evryon in d imediate fmily circle and xtend dis wrever d parent goes. parent role is smthing we do nt leav nor is it smthing we chus 2 shake off. its an imprint

Growing

kuya is going thru a lot of growing. his been txting lab u nnay 4 weeks now. wich is smthing difrent bt extraordinary for a 16-yr old, male son. he must b asking 4 lov 2 guide him so he lerns 2 b interdependent wid me and bunso

Own You

I wud wnt 2 own u
jus b myn and myn alone
bt ur 2 beautiful 2 b caged.
widout dis cage
do u realyz
how unimaginably beautiful
u can b?

Okra

naglulu2 ako hbang laro c kuya ng psp at watch c bunso ng tv. pglipat ni bunso ng chanel n puro nagi-englis spokening, bgla syang sumigaw, "nnay, c okra!" ngkatinginan kami ni kuya ng bgla sumigaw uli si bunso, "ay mali!". hindi nga si opra. pero baka nga si okra. hehe

Kids and Mosquitos

Kids ar lyk mosquitos
dey suk d blood from us-
ar privacy, ar identity, ar personality.
bt also ar lonelines

Weh!

minsan n2log pmangkin ko sa haus me. nkita nya old pasport ko nkdisplay dhil i was conditioning myself to travel abrod. sabi nya sa bunso ko, hu is 3 yrs older dan him, "bat ikaw kuya, neron n b kau pasport? kami meron na!" antagal ng sagot ni kuya. tapos cnabi, "weh! kmuha n nga c nanay ng pasport nmin e. nagiipon lang ng pmbayad." hehe

Baby Doves

Baby dovs wings ar wet pgkapisa ng shell. dey hev 2 dry it, stretch it, ask 4 guidans. and finaly fly, glide and soar high n prang wlang langit. and even go low 2 see things clearly. always dey wud grow deyr strength. kc nman dey ar dovs bcos of deyr wings. same wid humans. we ar bcos we lov -d self and aders. we protec arsevs and adrs. each tym growing stronger. always living in d present.

Happy Times

Twas ur bday. Pero ako rin mraming dpat ipagpsalmat sau. minsn ntxt ko sau how i'd smtyms wish sna mgtagal hapy tyms. pero dahil hindi, buti n lang my memory tau 2 recol dem. rmmbr 2 make a wish 4 urself bfor u sleep wel.

Magic Lamp

I rubd a magic lamp
and a geni apird
he askd me
wat is ur wish 2day?
i replyd
jus 4 d person
reading dis mesage
2 b hapy 4ever

Thursday, May 12, 2011

U

d lst prson hu cud make u hapy and lov u d most, is u.
u see, evrything starts wid d self.
u want 2 b rich? u nid urself.
u wnt 2 change things? u nid urself.
we gain meaning by strting wid d self.
we gain mor meaning thru anodr self...

u help me thnk of beautiful words. salamat

Gusto Ko

gus2 q
habang buhay
ksama k
gus2 ko
bawat minu2
kyakap k
gus2 ko
s bawat araw
hwk ko kamay mo
at gus2 ko
s bawat pgtibok ng puso mo
ako lagi ung
naaalala mo

A Child Talks to His Parents by Dr. Tucker

Spik 2 me wid ur heart & hnds. I smtyms do nt undrstand words. provide me wid fud, wrmth & d cmfort of ur lov. help me to feel dat i am wnted, dat i am impt 2 u. suround me wid kindly pipol. giv me my share of atention & cnsideration. includ me in d fmily plans as ofen as u can. b frendly & loyal 2 me dat i may know how 2 b d same 2 adrs. wen u tel me 2 do dis & do dat, tel me wy, teach me how. giv me peace in wich 2 grow. i nid a cornr in ar home dat is ol my own. let me ?. giv me honest ansers, as honest as u know. let me xperiment. let me fynd out things 4 myslf. as my body dvelops, let me try out my new powrs 2 sit, creep, stnd, wok, climb & jmp wen i am redy. but pls do not make me xperience 2 much, 2 soon or 2 long. b patient wid my little misses. i am stil lerning. let me learn 2 take my turn at a task, a game or rward. wtch me play & see how i am trying 2 wrk out my prob. do nt punish me 4 being angry wen i hev bin disapointed or dprived. it is bd enaf as it is. help me 2 act in anger. bt dnt make me so afraid of being angry dat i lose my cpacity 2 feel strongly. let me lern, bit by bit, 2 bear pain, 2 w8 & 2 pospon. let me lern 2 luk 4ward 2 future plesures. dnt instil in me ur fears; my own ar dficult enaf 4 me 2 handle. help me feel d difrens betwin make-beliv & reality. let me bear rsponsibility. mesure it out2 me acording 2 my size. bt nt in greater doses dan i can bear. pls dnt kip me ur baby wen i wnt 2 grow up. abov ol, grnt me d wrmth, afection & security of ur lov widout condition or rservation.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Melamin

woried s taas ng bilihin, prformance level n sinita ko ang ntirang baon n lunch ni bunso.
sumagot c bunso, prformance level din ang boses,
"e papano ko muubos ang baon ko,
lasang melamine luto nyo!"

Magic Lamp

i rubd a magic lamp
and a gnie apird
he askd me
wat is ur wish 2day?
i replied
jus 4 d prson
reading dis mesage
2 b hapy forever

Church

Trying 2 xhaust my brain wid bills 2 b paid, i thot of asking kuya - hu jus arived frm his swim trng- 2 go 2 church as it was a sunday. he replied mter of fctly, "dumaan n po ako nnay pgkagaling s pool." nhiya ako. i hven't...

Tumbling

Define Tumbling:
wen u jump bkward 2 4ward den
bkward 2 4ward agen
trying 2 dcide wich lyf direction
2 choos

Monday, May 9, 2011

Kibo at Silong

Words...
my bunso and i wer reading 2geder knina erly mrning. la sya shirt hbang naka-electric fan. den he lukd at his breathing chest and sed, "nnay tgnan mo dibdib ko - kumikibo."

ng wdnsday nman ngrereklamo si kuya dhil pumasok mga langgam s shus nya. hbang tinataktak spatos sabi ni bunso, "sumisilong lang kuya yng mga langgam s shus mo kc ayaw nila mbasa ng ulan."

Baygon

Anak: Nay! uminom po aq ng baygon!
Inay: bakit?! mgsuswicyd k b?
anak: d po. nklunok kc aq ng buhay n ipis!
Inay: tanga! inom k ng inom ng gamot, d k p nagbe-brekfast

Ginto

ang gold parang utot. kahit anong tago, sisingaw

Touch and Live

Babies dw hu hev nt bin touchd fisicaly after birth unfortunately evntualy die. i gues its d same wid our relationshps. so kip touching and b touchd -sincerly and rsponsibly syempre. bcoz wen we touch or ar touchd, lyvs are built

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Anniversary

Wife: dear, ano regalo mo s 25th aniversary ntin?
hubby: ddlhin kita sa africa
wife: wow! so swit! e sa 50th aniversary ntin?
hubby: sunduin kita dun

Potatoes

grade 5 ako non wen i was orderd to do my 1st pmmlengke. madr told me 2 buy potatoes. smiling, i hapily reported bk to madr aftr pmmlengke dat i bot mor potatoes bcos this cost so much cheaper. she lafd hard luking at my basket. i definitely bot mor potatoes, except that these were sweet potatoes.

Sumer job

late nite naghatid ako fud s mga anakis ko vacationing s byenan. nagbblin ako ky kuya budget nila n boses woried dahil plan p 2 kids na gala p cla s sta cruz wid tio, ng sabi kuya, "wg k n magalala nnay nakikitrabaho (gapas) me ni bunso. my pmasahe na kami." d ko lam kung m2wa ako o m2rete s sagot ni kuya dahil s pagkukulang ko finans. inisip ko n lang, 'a very hapy child excels.' hapy nnays day!

Spirit

Khapon n2wa ako s srili ko. since dad died, evry tym my ocasion, me, my siblings, ar kids and d hubies, madr at ksambhay/"ktulong" (mother and doter) me wud get 2geder to eat out. i dnt know wat came in2 me bt aft kising evrybody, i kisd mnang- yn nnay n ksambhay me hus bin wid us for almost 10 yrs n cguro. i was srprised and felt mity gud. but prhaps my spirit muvd smbody mor. kasi mnang's doter, a hunchbak, hu never sits down wen we wer wid her, sat bside her mothr 4 d 1st tym. twas madrs day khapon

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Happy Child

A hapy child excels!
A hapy parent helps a hapy child 2 excel!

D Best

Ol d best things u want
and d best pipol u lov alredy exist.
wish dem den ol 4 u
and u wil hev ur wish granted

Hapy maders day!

Dfine power.
2 grls aproched me asking if dey cud take bs social wk and HRM in ar skul aftr pasing d entrans exam. explaining d dtails of aplying, my soul melted upon knowing deyr maders wer prostituted women. 1 of d mader now begs in d streets and is alredy showing mental problems/ chllenges.

Tocino

Lyf is lyk tocino
know wy?
kc ang lyf
frm d start ga2win
mo lhat
mpabuti lang ang future.
ang tocino?
wla yn!
klimutan mo n.
pang-ulam yn

Monday, May 2, 2011

White

Khapon AM nk-brown uniform n ko wile locating earings at bracelet 2 match, i found multicolord earings n my prang gray pearl s dulo and wor it. ilang palit bracelet gnawa ko and setld 4 d wite. hpon ko lang naisip d pala ako content wid wite bracelet suot ko ksi d match pearl earing n grayish. den i lafd wile luking s ofis miror me, n higher dan my h8 kya ulo ko nkita ko. i didnt hev 2 wory pala kasi i realyzd my wite bracelet matchd my wite hair.

A Prayer

God grant me peace
2 accept d things
i hev 2 w8 4 2 change.
Courage 2 change d things
i can.
hmm...now n!

Kulam

Girl: Ale mgkano mgpakulam?
Mngkukulam: 2500 pesos
Girl: Bt nman ang mhal?
Mngkukulam: Haler! Barbie kaya gamit ko

Valentine Tips

Valentine Tips:
blu roses
4 lovers
wyt chocol8
4 crushes
pink baluns
4 frendships
most of ol
for lovles
red...
red horse!

Faces

(^.^) ( 'o' ) (*,*) (>.<) (^o^) Lyf is multi-faceted and beautiful!

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Oxygen

we use only 25% of ar lungs to breath oxygen.
75% of ar lungs is actualy toxin.
kaya, inhale...exhale...
beter yet, exrcise!

Aling Dionesia

Aling Dionesia: Judith! Judith! Judith!
Pacman: Bkit ma? Bt k sumisigw?
Aling Dionesia: Byaran n ntin bells s kuryinti at tobeg...
Judith n ksi ngaun!

Define Thotful

Thotful...
1 erly mrning aftr wokathon ako,
i thot of picking up n la paalam
mga mkopa nagkalat s daan
wile wok home n ko.
para kay bunso hu was stil asleep.
aft i cukd brekfast, nligo n ko.
pgkagaling ko bnyo, nkakain n c bunso.
den i saw mkopa sa basurahan!
angry, i askd bat tnapon.
sagot ni bunso, "nnay kumuha k n lang
puno sa loob ng oval track
imbes nmumulot k ng bulok.

GAYS

Twas fun 2 b toking wid guy gays.
dey wer lafing at me bcos i didnt know bout pills.
sabi ko ligated na ksi ako.
"kahit n," sabi nial.
And dey sugested me taking pills if i wnt 2 grow boobs.
i hope i dnt grow balls if my boobs grow.

Millionaires

Maxwel sed som pipol target bcoming milyoners erly on and do any wrk 2 get d money. and dey do bcome milyoners. Som howver bcom milyoners late bcos dey cnsider lov of wrk a priority ovr erning milyons. Btwn d 2, der ar mor milyoners hu bcame such bcos of d wrk dey lov