Thank you for Churches

sundays, pra s mga catolics, is a prayr day. entering st jo church, i prayd. u know wat i sed? "tenkyu 4 churches bcos street children and begars hev benches 2 sleep on."

TORTURE TEST

torture test - flood at grdon colege reachd knee-hi. during clean-up, ar cmputer lab tech and suply oficer askd me if cmputer tables cud alredy dsposed. i instrctd dem 2 chek. returning, dey sed dat dey hev fnishd d "torture" test. tables wich did not pass ar now in d garbage. hehe

POST FLOOD SCENARIO

post-flood scenario at d finans ofis: acctg clerk was ironing indices of payment and student was blow drying wat lukd lyk payrol. i askd d finans oficer, "gus2 mo hiramin pang-unat ko ng buhok?" hehe

FILIPINO "VEDAS"

twas ar last dctoral clas last sat ng bgla nwala ng ilaw. 2loy ang lec ng reporter khit msakit n eyes me frm reading handout bout Indian Vedas bible-like buk, wen my clasm8 asked: "anong vedas skul ang kilala s hazing?" e d san vedas. den i askd, "anong vedas ang tawag s skul of swiming?" e d salva vedas! ehehehe

BEGGAR

beggar..punta ko bakery wen i noticed "begar" in front of me n mukha kwawa kc dami nya bitbit plastic bag. punta din sya s bakery. widout being askd bnigyan ng tindero yn "begar" ng 3 piraso tnapy wile i paid my pndisal and w8ted. tpos nagturo sya s ref. "grabe" nman, i thot pero n-amuse ako. "ano po yn?" ask ng tndero. "bgyan mo ko ng sofdrink," sbi ng begar. obliged, pero mukhang nplitan inabot ng tndero yn sofdrink. tapos nag-abot ng 100 pesos yn begar. "ay, hindi po!, senyo n yn," sbi ng "begar." ng nkuha ko n pndisal buy ko, inabot nman ng tndero yn sukli ng "begar."

Not Giving Up

wen u dnt giv up,
u canot fail

Marami Pang Pangarap

m2log k n.
dhil mrami k pang pangarap
i-acomplish.

Imperfect World

we liv in an imperfec world.
imperfec situations ar derfor ntural.
d human goal is nt 2 perfec d situation.
bt 2 accept it as it is
and muv frm der...
sumasabay
pero d cmpletely
sumusunod
s agos

Need and Want

sbi ni nanny mcphee:
wen u nid me
bt do nt want me
i wil stay.
bt wen u want me
bt no longer nid me
then i wil go.

Bowling Bowl

sbi ng 1 playr, coaching:
tao ang nag-aadjus s bowling bol.
hindi ang bola.

Some Advice

woking insyd a women's org, i saw how simple come choices are. here's deyr advice for the adults:
1. abstain
2. b faithful 2 one uninfectd
ehehe

Love

lov
has
its
own
tymframe

Always Forgiven

i may dcide wrong
 say wrong
do wrong
think wrong.
bt i pray
sana lagi akong
mpatawad

Guitar

l8 umuwi c bunso kgabi.
nagpp2ro clasm8 ng guitar.
magdemo daw sya khit nkahiga ako.
n2wa ako dhil plucking intro!
mhirap yn 4 beginer.
lam mo kung ano finally ginitara, sbay sing?
ang pasko ay sumapit. hehe

Kindness

d kindnes u giv is nt always d same thing
u get in return.
smtyms its mor,
smtyms its les,
and worst non at ol.
bt remembr god sed
"d one hu wilingly givs is
mor blesd dan d 1
hu recivs!

Kindness in Return

d kindnes u giv is nt always d same thing u get in return.
smtyms its mor
smtyms its les
smtyms ders non.
bt rmmbr god sed
"d 1 hu wilingly givs is always mor bles
dan d 1 hu recivs."
kc nga nmn,
d 1 hu givs recivs mor!

Kalapati

pra kong klapati. khit maayos pkain, alaga s kin gus2 ko lumabas s cage. kc lam ko ders mor outsyd. i may be woundd and die outsyd. i know dat wil hapen. pero gus2 ko mag try

Takas Mental

2 baliw gus2ng 2makas s mental
bliw 1: alam ko n ggwin ntin pra mkatakas tau
bliw 2: paano? nkalock ung gate
bliw 1: si2rain ntin. kpag ncira n, mkktakas tau
bliw 2: ang gling mo tlaga!
bliw 1: malas!
bliw 2: bakit?
bliw 1: ndi nklock ung g8. dni ntin msisira. ndi tau mkktakas!
bliw 2: pra kang bliw! e d ilock ntin para mcira ntin!
hahaha

Focus

wen we focus, we get wat we want.
we also do nt get
wat we do nt want

Staying Forever

sus! may i sugest?
pg my reciv k smthing
treat it n i2 pinakamagandang n-reciv mo.
wy?
bcos it wil stay wid u forever

Plans (II)

think about your plans,
nt ur problems.
dat makes us helthier.

Plans

1 congreswoman was being interviewd ovr d radio about her plans for d provins. she sed, "oh in ar provins? we hev many plans! we hev coconut plans. we hev mango plans. we hev langka plans.

7 Truths

7 ktotohanan s mundo:
1. hindi mo kayang sabunin ang mata mo
2. hindi mo kayang bilangin buhok mo
3. hindi mo kayang huminga s ilong pg nakalabas ang dila mo
4. ginawa mo yun #3
5. nung ginawa mo ang #3, naisip mong muka kang aso
6. alam ko ngumingiti k ngaun kc nauto kita

Sampayan

boy: tanggalin ko n b tong damit mo?
girl: oo. pati pntalon!
boy: e tong bra mo?
girl: oo! cge bilisan mo n!
boy: pati b tong panty?
girl: bwisit k! kulit mo! tanong ng tanong. ntural tanggalin mo lahat
      ng anjan s smpayan at ayan n ang ulan!
ehehehe

Humble (II)

n2wa ako kgabi listening 2 bunso at kuya. kuya acknowledgd bunso bcos bunso ws lerning 2 play guitar. it takes a humble kuya 2 ask 4 info/help from smbody younger

Ampalaya

mdalas ako mhilo. umiikot pligid ko ngaun. ilang araw n. mukhang 1 batyang ampalaya n nid ko kainin.

Humble

d world is biger and mor chalenging dan we think it is.
being humble helps 2 us 2 understand and use dis info
in order 2 achiev ar dreams

Dona Delilah sa John and Marsha

remembr dona delilah s john and marsha tv sitcom?
my bos askd a hi-ranking govt oficial hu jus transferd to a regional ofis, that is kung nkahanap n sya haus rent nya. sumagot yng oficial, "namili n ko ng bahay!" ehehe

Peace Be With Me

i had 2 take a leav khapon kc dami ko bad thots. ginamit b ako?dinaya b ako? inabuso b ako? my pgmamahal nga b khit knti? nk2long b ako? hinayaan ko rin b abusuhin ako? ano n gagawin ko?
i had 2 decide s bnda huli. khit ano p sagot s mga tanong ko, gus2 ko payapa akong mgpatuloy mbuhay.

No Worries

i do nt wory bout d money.
god always provides.
i do nt wory
kung my magmahal s kin.
lov always finds a way.

Improving Species

ar specis must b improving.
i asked/tested myself questions on religion ng 1st yr colege ako.
bunso is 13 now and he askd,
"nnay kung wala n tau kasalanan dahil nmatay n si kristo para s tin,
bakit pinaguusapan p ntin kung pano tau mase-save?"

Lifting your Spirit

may i sugest?
wear smthing colorful or white.
it wil lift ur spirit so high,
no amt of pain
sadnes or failure
can reach u

Improving Species

ar species mus b improving. i asked/tested myself on questions bout rligion ng 1st yr colege ako. bunso is 13 and he askd me, "nnay kung nmatay n c kristo para s ksalanan ntin, bakit kylangan p ntin pagusapan kung pano tau mase-save?" hm..

Pinoy Henyo

2 ngongo s pnoy henyo:
ngongo 1: tao m to?
ngongo 2: hine!
n1: ayup?
n2: hine!
n1: lungar?
n2: hine!
n1: mangaen?
n2: hine!
n1: ngulay?
n2: hine!
n1: nyank moods?
n2: hine!
n1: unam?
n2: hoho!
n1: my samaw ma?
n2: ala! ay hine!
n1: mrito ma?
n2: hoho!
n1: mrayd nyiken?
n2: hine!
n1: itnog?
n2: hohoo! hohoo!
nkaka-ngongo din no?
hehe

Vice Ganda Sense

(vice gnda ngsshoping)
vice: ms my size p b kau n2?
saleslady: pra s inyo po b mam?
vice: ndi! para xau. pngsshoping kta. hya nman aq xau eh!
(inis umalis nlng. dumaan s gas station)
boy: mam mgppagas po b kau?
vice: ndi! ndi! magyoyosi aq para sabog taung lhat d2!
(pumunta ng tndahan bumili ng RC)
vice: RC nga po, isa.
tindera: mam ipplastic po b?
vice: ndi! try mong isako. tsaka lgyan mo ng straw!
(2luyang nababad3p. umuwi n lng.)
vice: inday! iakyat mo nga ung mga gamit q. andun s kotse.
inday: s taas po b mam?
vice: ay ndi! s baba. iakyat nga d b? try mo ngang umakyat sa baba!
hahaha

Survivor

its nt d strongest
of d species dat survive,
nor d most inteligent.
bt d most responsiv
2 change

Supervision Test

sbi uli deped hed tchers, principals, supervisors -6000 lahat s pinas yata- tuk a supervision test. how many pasd? 19

Principals

sbi deped hed ol principals (nationwide yata) tuk mngt test
how many pasd?
non

Fish More

i hope u got ol d fish at pusit u nid. nex tym u bring biger cooler. wy? kc yul get mor fish

Permanent Imprint

watever hapens s bata age 0-7 bcoms permnent imprint s knya. help ur pnganay 2  hev mor hapy memories. I2 tools nya 2 face lyf chalenges imbes retreat in fear.

Happy Home

it wud take a thousand wrkrs
2 build a castle;
a milion soldiers
2 protec a country;
bt it only takes 1 woman
2 build a hapi home

Extension

do u know wy god
kips on xtending ur lyf?
its nt bcos u nid it
bt bcos someone els
nids u!
hapy mother's day!

Teeth

a baby was born in africa.
question: wats d color of his teeth?
answer? none. newly born babies dnt hev teeth
hehe

Spare Moments

impruv ur spare moments
and dey bcom
d brightest gems
in ur lyf

Think, Say, Do

think positiv
say positiv
do positiv
and u get
wat u want

Train

train ur brain.
train n atitude
dat wins!

Brain Power

brain power:
think of cool water/pool wen its hot. otomaticaly ur body adjusts/prepares

Double Parking

bus conductor was geting angry at pasengers stnding s aisle khit my seats bkante s likod. dsperate as he cant muv freely and get d payments he barkd: "bawal ho mag-dobol prking! kaya umupo n kau!"

Brave (II)

wen wir brave,
it only means
dat wiv managed
ar fears

Brave Heart

it takes
a brave heart
2 muv 4ward

Darna

kapit k lng...
c darna ksama mo.
khit topakin,
msungit,
mgsuplada
at msira ulo
nya,
c darna p rin sya.
doing d imposible

Crazy

try dis:
get crazy/ brave for 20 secs.
and see wat hapens nex

Trust

trust..
is it smthing earned
bfor u get it?
or is it smthing u giv
2 get it in return?
hmm...

My Mission

i lov ttay, u, kuya and many adrs hu ar imperfec. wy?
bcos my mision is 2 lov
watever is given me,
watever i hev

Slower

take things slow..
its ok 2 muv a litle slor.
birds fly wen deyr redy

Your Heart

i am toking 2 ur heart.
ur heart undrstands beter

Ready

bt only u can tel urself
wen ur redy

Your Beauty

evn d most
prfec gem
canot compare
2 ur beauty

Love

lov always finds a way..
if nt in dis lyftym,
prhaps in anodr tym

ALIEN

dfine alien -
wen ur teen age bunso calls u "ma" and txts u "mom,"
wen i hev always bin "nnay."

Marketing Buko Pie

overherd frm a bus pasenger at nagtitinda ng buko pie:
buko pie vendor (bp): bili n po kau. P90 po yn 3
passenger (p):             80 n lng
bp:                              90 lang po. mkakalimutan nyo pangalan nyo pg kumain kau nito
p:                                3 nga kukunin ko, kaya 80 n lang.
bp:                              ay hindi po! kung gusto nyo my ksama pang plastic bag
p:                                sige n nga. meron bang "example" yn? (hehe)
bp:                              ay wala po. (luking at d pasenger's mlusog n body) pero sugar-free po i2 (ehehehe)

Inspiring Speech

kuya was hired for a sumer job by d cty govt. listening to d mayor's spich during their orientation, txt nya ko, "nnay bt cnasabi ng emcee inspiring yn spich ni mayor, e hndi nman?" ehehehe

Choices

choose wats best 4 u.
we choose 2 hev many choices.
ang poor either has knti
or no choice at ol.

Sand Bathing

sand bathing - wen u see d pipits and mayas from ur ofis window n parang giggling ang wings s buhangin, in d middle of  a hot day! buhangin luks lyk lahar p. dats insted of river bathing. cguro dhil lam nila n mas mamamatay cla sa maitim n ilog me kesa s buhangin. kip up birds!

Marriage (II)

bfor my weding i thot i did not nid contracts. as society dictated i shud, i did. wen d hubby died, d nid bcame obvious. i cud nt get a pension widout dat contract

Echo

lyf is an echo
of wat
we invest in

Reach and Grasp

a man's reach
shud xcid his grasp,
sbi ni browning

Marriage

der must b smthing wrong
wid mariage
if it nids d blesing
of a priest, daw.
hehe

Good and Evil

der is no evil
dat does nt
bring gud

Marketing Buko Pie

M

In This World

ders money in dis world,
i simply hev 2 get it.
der ar many hauses in dis world,
i simply hev 2 build it.
ders a doctoral degree,
i simply hev 2 study.
ders a fmily i love

Like Them

Halo

Higher Goal

Competitor

Winner

d world lovs
a WINNER!

Holy Week Bikini Sight

dmi matrona at deysi nkabikini dyan mlamang. 2wa nman ako s mga partner retired kno. d cla nhihiya khit ilan bulge, pekas o anupaman lumabas s ktawan nila. i lyk dat atitude. sbi nga, "day kapal lng ng mukha yn!" hehe

Pipi

my ktabi me s ntional bukstor mga pipi nagbabasa, nagkukuwentuhan. "ingay" nila!

Falling Correctly

1 of d stupidest act i thot i evr made in my lyf ws lerning how 2 fol corectly. 3 sumers ago i tuk up arnis at self dfens. 200 pay ko. i thot yn mukha sumo wrestlr nag22ro s kin ws lafing at me dhil paulit-ulit nya pinaphulog s floor ktawan ko. girl ako. and i thot s shud b handld wid care always. d nga pala at tyms. ngaun ko lng see it ws also a leson of geting up. i wish nagagamit ko i2 s totoong buhay

Think like a Winner

think lyk a winner:
ang winner khit saan mag-compete
dhil n22 syang kalabanin
ang sarili nyang record

Best

and dfinition ko ng best:
is wat my heart tels me 2 do,
is wat makes me feel gud
is wat makes me gud

O, Pag-ibig!

O, pagibig!
msdan ang ginagawa mo

My Heart

wen we dnt spik
wen no xplanations ar given me
i wud always ask my heart,
"wat do i want?"

Nagtatampo/Nagsasawang Problema

he wud alwys wish kumita frm driving. i belivd balik ako kikita sa pgsusulat. lam mo wats hapening? preho me my mga raket. mrunong tlaga magsawa/ magtampo probs. lalo kung puro solusyon isip ntin

Violence

kids mkaexperiens daw violens wil bcom violent din, insecure, maikli psensya pg adult na. d oposit is mor lykly 2 hapen pg hapy childhud. choose!

Busy

tel urself evryday:
i'm busy
geting stronger

Statement of Assets, Liabilities and Networth (SALN)

fnishd ko statement of aset, liabilitis and ntworth (SALN) khapon. imbes inisin ko srili ko s lumabas n negativ khit isinama ko n hlaga 3 baka me, alam mo kung ano gnawa ko? print ako SALN ko. tapos binura-bura ko at pinalitan ko- imbes negativ 200,000 ginawa ko 20M aset ko s 2013. o, d n2wa ako!

Closed Door

wen 1 door closes...
buksan mo!
baka ikaw ang
nagsara

Closed Door

wen 1 door closes...
buksan mo!
baka ikaw ang
nagsara

Best Cloth

d best cloth
is d 1
we wear
insyd
ar HEART

Next!

one dream 2 d nex..and d
nex..and d
nex..and d
nex..and d
nex..and d
nex..and d nex...

Yakapin ang mga Pangarap

imagine urself fishing s laot, s srili mo yate. nice d b? yakapin mo mga pangarap mo. dvelop ur listening skils, d world els u wat 2 do.

Babae Hiko

an ayta sis and brod wer discusing s bus. overherd sbi ng sis spiking in zambal-ayta:
ay ali ko! babae hiko pero agko umasa ya tu-a nawen.
babae hiko pero agko nagbabal-la bal-la.

translating:
ay kpatid ko! babae ako pero hindi ako umaasa sa matatanda/magulang natin.
babae ako pero hindi ako nagtatanga-tangahan

mbuhay ang mga kbbaihan!

Toyota Ad

sbi toyota ad:
"its imposible," says rison.
"its reckles," says xperiens.
"its painful," says pride.
"TRY!," says DREAM.
d chalenge... 2 bring a dream to lyf!

Blind Systems

ders story s readers digest wich sed:
4 dis blind man
d key ws nt 2 fight his disability.
bt 2 lern 2 wrk widin it;
nt 2 transcent it.
bt 2 undrstand wat he was capable of achiving widin it;
nt 2 pretend he had sight.
bt 2 build systems dat alowd him
2 EXCEL widout it

Wiwi sa Hongkong

hapy trip po!
in case u nid mag-wiwi s public place, psabi d alam mrami taga-hngkng (at least yn chinese yata) ang CR. toilet alam nila. first time we went der, i had to point at bunso's "private front" to ask sn CR.

Dolphins think

dolfins think by instinc wen dey swim!
think kuya, by instinc.
it wil help u swim fastr
dan u can imagine.
think and swim lyk a dolfin
n hinahabol ng shark!
hehe

Saging at Burger

if i at 1 tym gave u mpakla saging
at khapon haf n burger,
it simply means...
mpakla tlaga saging
at haf tlaga burger!
myamang morning!

Will

i will.
kaya,
i hev

Pokpok (II)

many women hu bcom pokpok ar those n nkaranas rape, sexual asault, harasment. usualy ng kmaganak. dey "wrk" in clubs plagay ko nt bcos gus2 nila. bt bcos cguro kc don my nkakaintindi s knila.

Freedom

freedom is a very gud goal

Pokpok

pokpok kita strip dans 150. nid p nila buy drugs 2 b able 2 do it. we interviewd dem at sabi nila d cla payag maging pokpok anak nila babae. ders actualy a bilion dolar pokpok industry s world. at ang nkikinabang govt, bisnes owner, mamasang, customer. d pokpok livs n para n ring patay.

Hear it, Feel it

b quiet. lisen wel s sarili mo at paligid mo. smthing wil tel u wat 2 do. sabi nga ng drawing ni kuya, "don't fight d water. feel it."

Minimum and Greater

10,000 hrs. is minimum daw
2 be gud.
2 b greater,
u nid mor

Due You

u deserve whatever
is due you.
God bless

It says, He says

money says: earn me, forget everything
time says: follow me, forget everything
future says: struggle for me, forget everything
God simply says: just remember me. i'll give u everything!

The Lord's Lamp

"carrying a lamp
into a forest night
doesn't guarantee
you'll see all the
trees..
it only means that
you ca see a few
steps ahead of
you..
far enough to keep
your footing sure..
likewise, as the LORD
lights your path
He may not shine all the
answers to the shadowy
questions in your mind.
But he will give you
all the light you need
to scale life's obstacles
with faith and
confidence.."

Valentines

d tide recedes, bt leavs bhind bright seashells on the sand.
d sun goes down, bt gentle wrmth stil lingers on the land.
4 evry joy dat pases, smthing beautiful remains...
may dis day find u hapy, helthy and feeling blesd.
god's grace and peace b wid u

Naruta

wile standing near d rebulto ni james grdn sr, w8ing 4 smbody, evrybody around me wer in gowns and coats woking. twas JS nyt. nagulat ako bigla my tumabi s kin wid dat signature nkataas n hair. c naruto! i smiled seeing d hair. den i smiled agen kc nagkamali ako. naruta pala! kc girl. hi hi

Tornado Trump

trump, a bilionaire, ws dscribed as a revers tornado:
building evrything in his path,
rader dan dstroying dem.
hmm...
i must gadr speed

Steve Jobs and Bill Gates

steve jobs and bil g8s ar similar. dey both dropd out frm colege. and bfor dey cud be gr8, dey spent minmum 10,000hrs at wat dey lov 2 do

Significant Success

succes wid significans. its d same as succeeding bcs of d value u help aded onto smthing and smbody..wich eventualy returns 2 u!

Hope

hope
is
not
a
strategy

Study and prepare

lincoln sed:
study and prepare.
bcos ur tym wil com.

Power and Friend

try 2 giv smbody powr.
and yul know if he survives as a frend

Wish!

pg nag-wish ako, my brain tels me wat 2 do nex. if i dont, my brain das nt tel me anything. in fac, i start n mag-duda p at mtakot n baka la mangyari s buhay ko.

Cause

realyz dat ol things are caused by smthing. dis way we undrstand wy som pipol act d way dey do. take dat cause away and u see a difrent person.

Chicken, music and eggs

lam mo b chiken nnays lay mor egs pg my music bkground?
so lisen 2 music.
dnt find chiks 2 lay ur egs on.
hahaha

Winners

winers
see
probs
as
jus
anodr
way
2
prov dmselvs!

Powerful Brain

how pwrful is ur brain? pg tel mo srili mo, "kaya ko!," and u ask urself "pano nga b?," ur brain otomaticaly finds and givs u answers. smtyms fast. smtyms slow. kaya try focus 1 trget at a tym. and kip imagining.

Completely Different

evry 7 minutes daw wir a completely difrent person kc ar cels change. meaning we hev 6 minutes of being renewed and only get overhauled on the 7th minute. meaning changing requires tym

Ang Babae sa Inidoro

17 yrs ago dis d8, at 7 am, ngdudugo me. kbwanan ko n. nligo ako bt only 2 find regional hspital pmpanga sarado! umuwi me subic. 11pm pumutok pnubigan ko. s hspital pilit ako ask nurs kung msakit n blakang ko. sbi ko tyan ko msakit. d sya nkikinig. ngkakalat n ko dugo s flor kawowok s sakit. mtagal p daw. pinasok lng ako s operating rum ng nkita nurse umiiri n ko s inidoro. habang umiiri ako, may lamok n kkgat s pwet ko. 1 mor iri at lumabas c kuya ksabay ebs. ehehehe! pmpelikula b? its kuya's bday 2day!

Growing Well in Loving Environments

bout 3 yrs ago bunso ws in pblic skul. he reachd d pt n d n pasok. we tokd. n-cnvins. hinatid ko sya skul. plapit n me rum nila ng sumigaw 2 tchrs nya wg n sya pumasok. bt i ws nt d mader type hud giv up! twas nov. i lukd 4 a difrent skul. pikit-mta ko niyakap tuition 21k! d ako ngkamali. we found tchrs, clasm8ts at tipo ng turo hu lov kids. in return bunso strtd loving himself agen. his dscovering his own talents at limitasyon. kung dti puro line of 7 grades, ngaun ako reklamo kc pusta me my P10 sya kada 100 scor...yap! we ol grown wel in loving environments

Coco Crunch

once upon a tym
a fat frmr was in d Cr trying
2 flush his sh*t
wen sudenly d toilet bowl nsira at sumabog!
bumaha ng sh*t s field
at saka
POOF!
it bcame COCO CRUNCH!

Newly-weds Message

rception n d2. pinagawa me mesage 4 d newlyweds. my prize dw pinakamaganda. i wrote dis: "it ol startd wid a jok, "mam kelan k mgpasopas?" and now wir finaly having soup. mesage me is dat now dat ur entwined i wish u hev everlsting soup-in peace, in lov, in richnes, in helth 2geder and wid d kids u wil b making and nurturing.

Sickness Projection

ders a buk dat sed n siknes is a projection ng emotional, mental, social, psych probs. if s feet, mlamang sens of direction prob. if heart, s lov. if ears, my gus2 or ayaw pakinggan. but laf! its best mdicine

Heal by laughing

find oregano.
and let him laf mor.
cancer patients heal by lafing mor at if pipol pray 4 deyr helth.

Stressed kids

kids also get stresd.
slow down.
he's ok

Bangag

n2wa nman ako sau ng tinulungan mo yn lalaking "bangag."
khit preho n kau. hehe
we reciv much, much, much mor wen we giv,
khit bangag. hehe

Specialize

lhat ng tao hindi iisa ang kkyahan/talino.
d ability 2 b rich lies
s pgfocus/ specialyz s 1 klase talino.
dis is d info age.
he hu has d info controls d gold.

Trump

sbi ni trump, a bilionaire:
think big!
liv large!

Teeth na may hair

polyps pala yn sbi mo my hair at teeth n kwen2 senyo ni tchr. hindi teeth ni tchr ang my hair. hehe! chk mo itsura polyps s intrnet. mxmyz mo use intrnet para learn wel k

Transvestite

amused n amused c bunso s pgiging 'transvestite" ni tchr.
sbi ko pano ngkaanak sya e d nman pde transplant bhay-bata.
d kc umubra xplain ko iba voice, mlaki blakang at puson ni tchr.
hi hi

I am not Perfect

i am nt prfec,
bcos i am nt prfecto.
hehe

Single and Aging

inhale, exhale..
single and aging gracefuly,
wiv only jus begun

Mayor Gordon Tatay

ttay daw ni mayor grdn ay US citzen hu chose 2 b flipino citzen. hmm...
dami gus2 mging US sixty-cents. he did d oposit

Tumatagal

2 build smthing n 2matagal,
u hev 2 luk at d long term.
der ar som things worth
w8ting 4

Pag love ako

pg lov ako, khit mbagal acmplishment ko
mhal p rin ako.
pinapakinggan p rin ako
khit mgkaiba ng opinyon.

Stretch

sus! isipin mo n pipol lyk dem stretch us!
so we cud b stronger, mor beautiful.

Happy Beerday!

wid or widout d beer, u shud stil b
d hapiest, d lovliest d b?
at hopfuly richer s future
by doing wat u hev 2 do
now.
cheers!

Rizal Day and New Year

la mgawa c kuya. plibhasa mhaba bkasyon. he's drawing. sinasaniban yata. c rizal dino-drawing. hapy rizal day khapon! at hapy new yr mya!

Senior Citizen Love

tenkyu po. fud ws gud. bt even beter ws d thot of being invited s bday nyo. being among those u cnsider po as impt. bt i lyk best how nnay linda "showers" u wid lov. sana ako rin ganon senyo pg "tanda."

Ginto at Utot

ang gin2 khit tabunan ng lupa, kumikinang.
ang utot khit ipitin mo pwet, sisingaw!

Mistakes

do i lyk mistakes?
no. i feel miserable.
bt i hev 2 make dem 2 lern
and in d end get
wat i want.

MALAKING OK

mlapit n din aq maging ok.
MALAKING OK TLGA.
promise.
knte nlang 2

Train Well

bsta train wel. para maabot nyo goals nyo s buhay. remmbr:
10,000 hrs trng + oportunity =
high chans 2 b rich

Pesos and Dollars

BDO ad says:
let ur dolars and pesos do d work!

ATM

i have deposited
lov,
joy,
prosperity,
peace,
laughter
plus all kinds of blesings
in your ATM account.
use without limit.
the pin code is
P.R.A.Y.E.R.

Beautiful Place

pinakialaman ni kuya cmputer monitor ko. he wrote:
"som pipol luk 4 a beautiful place.
adrs make a place beautiful."

The Ants and the Ipis

i ws siting s toilet bowl wen i saw an ipis being caried up ng mga langgam s wall. kinausap ko -in my hed- yng mga langgam, wile peeing. "dlian nyo at baka mya mwalis n kau." para nman nagbibiro, i herd myself (or d ipis, or d ants) reply: "ok lng mwalis kmi. kc hahanapin p rin me yng ipis." ehehe

Having and Getting

sbi ni elizbeth taylor:
its nt d having,
its d geting!

Full Speed

if i go ful speed,
i savor
wat lyf is about.

Good Goals

gud goals stretch us.
gud goals also change us
and ar circumstances!

Think

think 4 urself!
sayang nman brains ntin
if nt used 2 beter d self.
or sobra nman brains ntin
if puro para s ibang tao
use ang brain.

Sin-laki ng Tuldok

ar wishes dw ay ksing-laki lng ng 2ldok n kaya ibigay ng lyf s tin..
if we wud only always, BELIV!

Awuuu!

2 beliv is 2 see..
mdalas me mpagusapan ni bunso nagkaka22o. bt ofen ssgutin nya ko ng "weh!" or mniwala ako!" 1 erly mrning nnlalaki mata nya mgkwen2 mul2 insyd haus me at s bnyo. "Hay naku!," sagot ko. pero ng cnabi nya n pg iihi sya s bnyo me n la ilaw at tititigan nya slamin at pkiramdam nya my lalabas, saka ko cnabi (a bit scared myself) "mniwala k at my lalabas tlaga s slamin." awuu!

Born a Virgin

i ws born in '68. twas only now at 43 dat i lernd exctly how i ws born- a litle premature. dat tym my dad wrkd in cebu as cook ng brods nya. mlapit n ko lumabas wen mader lernd dad had 200 peso savings lng! naubos dw kabibili brilyantes ky mader wen she ws being courted. thnking of borowing frm his frmr tatay in zmbales, mader dcided 2 go home on a stormy aug. she boarded a plane, free of charge bcos of a frend. kaso ksama nya wala ulo mga sundalo! bus ride ws bumpy. kaya i came out in aug, rader dan sept, a virgin (read: virgo).

The richer...

d richer u get
d mor u tend
2 reciv free things!
hah!

I am

an acquaintans at d oval track, doing wokathon din, greetd me. "nligaw k?" i replyd, in my hed,
"i am nt lost. i am here. i am present. i am now."

Coke

coke strtd dw wen a frmacist bought a ketle and inventd drink frm a dr.
coke is now worth mor dan $70B!
its 3x budgt ng pinas

Mabuhok

hair grows fstr dw, haf an inch/yr pg massage mo.
kaya, "mbuhok n 2012 sau!"
hihihi

kaiiyak ko. i read story "smanthas song," she sings wid oxygen tnk atachd 2 her. and i sudenly felt mga mhal ko niding help. i wish i cud help agad. adrwise, sana my gift of words makapgpagaan

The Ants and Me

at d oval track a grup of ants wer scrambling ovr wat lukd lyk a ded earthwrm, unmindful of jogers, walkers lyk me. do dey finish deyr goal? i think dey wil. even if som wud probably be squishd. do i finish my goal of an hr of woking? probably nt as fast. kc i mind the ants, d stones, my kids, my lyf wile i wok..bt i'll get der

Choose Good Feelings

make sure u always choose gud feelings. kc d mor u wnt it, d mor it coms 2 u

Prepare to Receive

we ol prepare arself
2 reciv abundans,
lov, hapines and
a gud and rich lyf.
say yes 2 ol dis!

Full Recovery

feel gud as much as u can.
bcos evry moment of giving lov
brings a ful recovery

Successful

watever actions we do,
its d lesons lernd
dat make us succesful

Laging may Blessing

i ws srprised khapon ky bunso. wile i was busy thinking bout d future - bout fud, fud, and fud- wile bunso was eating n pncit n hnda ofism8 ko on her bday, bunso sed, "ang swerte swerte nman ntin nay lagi taung my blesing."

Hairy

hair grows fstr pg masage mo evry nyt.
nga pala, tenkyu 4 making me say
"haba ng hair ko! in 2011."
a "hairy 2012 2 u!"
ehehehe

Nanliligaw

an ofism8 hus doters (pre-teens) wer my bunso's clasm8s aproached me in a hi tone.
"cguro mga anak ko n nmn promotor kaya s pool ninyo sila mg-xmas prty ano?"
i smiled, "malay ko. e ano nman prob kung mgswiming sila?"
"sus! mga negra n yng mga yn e.."
"ok lng. d p nman sila nililigawan," i assured him.
"hindi nga nililigawan. nnliligaw nman!"
ehehehe

Pigs don't sing

pigs dont sing. unles ur in magicland, den u can make it do anything.
rizal had 2 b scared by his yaya - of kapre and aswang.
dats wy he probably bcame gr8.