Marami Pang Pangarap

m2log k n.
dhil mrami k pang pangarap
i-acomplish.

Imperfect World

we liv in an imperfec world.
imperfec situations ar derfor ntural.
d human goal is nt 2 perfec d situation.
bt 2 accept it as it is
and muv frm der...
sumasabay
pero d cmpletely
sumusunod
s agos

Need and Want

sbi ni nanny mcphee:
wen u nid me
bt do nt want me
i wil stay.
bt wen u want me
bt no longer nid me
then i wil go.

Bowling Bowl

sbi ng 1 playr, coaching:
tao ang nag-aadjus s bowling bol.
hindi ang bola.

Some Advice

woking insyd a women's org, i saw how simple come choices are. here's deyr advice for the adults:
1. abstain
2. b faithful 2 one uninfectd
ehehe

Love

lov
has
its
own
tymframe

Always Forgiven

i may dcide wrong
 say wrong
do wrong
think wrong.
bt i pray
sana lagi akong
mpatawad

Guitar

l8 umuwi c bunso kgabi.
nagpp2ro clasm8 ng guitar.
magdemo daw sya khit nkahiga ako.
n2wa ako dhil plucking intro!
mhirap yn 4 beginer.
lam mo kung ano finally ginitara, sbay sing?
ang pasko ay sumapit. hehe

Kindness

d kindnes u giv is nt always d same thing
u get in return.
smtyms its mor,
smtyms its les,
and worst non at ol.
bt remembr god sed
"d one hu wilingly givs is
mor blesd dan d 1
hu recivs!

Kindness in Return

d kindnes u giv is nt always d same thing u get in return.
smtyms its mor
smtyms its les
smtyms ders non.
bt rmmbr god sed
"d 1 hu wilingly givs is always mor bles
dan d 1 hu recivs."
kc nga nmn,
d 1 hu givs recivs mor!

Kalapati

pra kong klapati. khit maayos pkain, alaga s kin gus2 ko lumabas s cage. kc lam ko ders mor outsyd. i may be woundd and die outsyd. i know dat wil hapen. pero gus2 ko mag try

Takas Mental

2 baliw gus2ng 2makas s mental
bliw 1: alam ko n ggwin ntin pra mkatakas tau
bliw 2: paano? nkalock ung gate
bliw 1: si2rain ntin. kpag ncira n, mkktakas tau
bliw 2: ang gling mo tlaga!
bliw 1: malas!
bliw 2: bakit?
bliw 1: ndi nklock ung g8. dni ntin msisira. ndi tau mkktakas!
bliw 2: pra kang bliw! e d ilock ntin para mcira ntin!
hahaha

Focus

wen we focus, we get wat we want.
we also do nt get
wat we do nt want

Staying Forever

sus! may i sugest?
pg my reciv k smthing
treat it n i2 pinakamagandang n-reciv mo.
wy?
bcos it wil stay wid u forever

Plans (II)

think about your plans,
nt ur problems.
dat makes us helthier.

Plans

1 congreswoman was being interviewd ovr d radio about her plans for d provins. she sed, "oh in ar provins? we hev many plans! we hev coconut plans. we hev mango plans. we hev langka plans.

7 Truths

7 ktotohanan s mundo:
1. hindi mo kayang sabunin ang mata mo
2. hindi mo kayang bilangin buhok mo
3. hindi mo kayang huminga s ilong pg nakalabas ang dila mo
4. ginawa mo yun #3
5. nung ginawa mo ang #3, naisip mong muka kang aso
6. alam ko ngumingiti k ngaun kc nauto kita

Sampayan

boy: tanggalin ko n b tong damit mo?
girl: oo. pati pntalon!
boy: e tong bra mo?
girl: oo! cge bilisan mo n!
boy: pati b tong panty?
girl: bwisit k! kulit mo! tanong ng tanong. ntural tanggalin mo lahat
      ng anjan s smpayan at ayan n ang ulan!
ehehehe

Humble (II)

n2wa ako kgabi listening 2 bunso at kuya. kuya acknowledgd bunso bcos bunso ws lerning 2 play guitar. it takes a humble kuya 2 ask 4 info/help from smbody younger

Ampalaya

mdalas ako mhilo. umiikot pligid ko ngaun. ilang araw n. mukhang 1 batyang ampalaya n nid ko kainin.

Humble

d world is biger and mor chalenging dan we think it is.
being humble helps 2 us 2 understand and use dis info
in order 2 achiev ar dreams

Dona Delilah sa John and Marsha

remembr dona delilah s john and marsha tv sitcom?
my bos askd a hi-ranking govt oficial hu jus transferd to a regional ofis, that is kung nkahanap n sya haus rent nya. sumagot yng oficial, "namili n ko ng bahay!" ehehe

Peace Be With Me

i had 2 take a leav khapon kc dami ko bad thots. ginamit b ako?dinaya b ako? inabuso b ako? my pgmamahal nga b khit knti? nk2long b ako? hinayaan ko rin b abusuhin ako? ano n gagawin ko?
i had 2 decide s bnda huli. khit ano p sagot s mga tanong ko, gus2 ko payapa akong mgpatuloy mbuhay.

No Worries

i do nt wory bout d money.
god always provides.
i do nt wory
kung my magmahal s kin.
lov always finds a way.

Improving Species

ar specis must b improving.
i asked/tested myself questions on religion ng 1st yr colege ako.
bunso is 13 now and he askd,
"nnay kung wala n tau kasalanan dahil nmatay n si kristo para s tin,
bakit pinaguusapan p ntin kung pano tau mase-save?"

Lifting your Spirit

may i sugest?
wear smthing colorful or white.
it wil lift ur spirit so high,
no amt of pain
sadnes or failure
can reach u

Improving Species

ar species mus b improving. i asked/tested myself on questions bout rligion ng 1st yr colege ako. bunso is 13 and he askd me, "nnay kung nmatay n c kristo para s ksalanan ntin, bakit kylangan p ntin pagusapan kung pano tau mase-save?" hm..

Pinoy Henyo

2 ngongo s pnoy henyo:
ngongo 1: tao m to?
ngongo 2: hine!
n1: ayup?
n2: hine!
n1: lungar?
n2: hine!
n1: mangaen?
n2: hine!
n1: ngulay?
n2: hine!
n1: nyank moods?
n2: hine!
n1: unam?
n2: hoho!
n1: my samaw ma?
n2: ala! ay hine!
n1: mrito ma?
n2: hoho!
n1: mrayd nyiken?
n2: hine!
n1: itnog?
n2: hohoo! hohoo!
nkaka-ngongo din no?
hehe

Vice Ganda Sense

(vice gnda ngsshoping)
vice: ms my size p b kau n2?
saleslady: pra s inyo po b mam?
vice: ndi! para xau. pngsshoping kta. hya nman aq xau eh!
(inis umalis nlng. dumaan s gas station)
boy: mam mgppagas po b kau?
vice: ndi! ndi! magyoyosi aq para sabog taung lhat d2!
(pumunta ng tndahan bumili ng RC)
vice: RC nga po, isa.
tindera: mam ipplastic po b?
vice: ndi! try mong isako. tsaka lgyan mo ng straw!
(2luyang nababad3p. umuwi n lng.)
vice: inday! iakyat mo nga ung mga gamit q. andun s kotse.
inday: s taas po b mam?
vice: ay ndi! s baba. iakyat nga d b? try mo ngang umakyat sa baba!
hahaha

Survivor

its nt d strongest
of d species dat survive,
nor d most inteligent.
bt d most responsiv
2 change

Supervision Test

sbi uli deped hed tchers, principals, supervisors -6000 lahat s pinas yata- tuk a supervision test. how many pasd? 19

Principals

sbi deped hed ol principals (nationwide yata) tuk mngt test
how many pasd?
non

Fish More

i hope u got ol d fish at pusit u nid. nex tym u bring biger cooler. wy? kc yul get mor fish

Permanent Imprint

watever hapens s bata age 0-7 bcoms permnent imprint s knya. help ur pnganay 2  hev mor hapy memories. I2 tools nya 2 face lyf chalenges imbes retreat in fear.

Happy Home

it wud take a thousand wrkrs
2 build a castle;
a milion soldiers
2 protec a country;
bt it only takes 1 woman
2 build a hapi home

Extension

do u know wy god
kips on xtending ur lyf?
its nt bcos u nid it
bt bcos someone els
nids u!
hapy mother's day!

Teeth

a baby was born in africa.
question: wats d color of his teeth?
answer? none. newly born babies dnt hev teeth
hehe

Spare Moments

impruv ur spare moments
and dey bcom
d brightest gems
in ur lyf

Think, Say, Do

think positiv
say positiv
do positiv
and u get
wat u want

Train

train ur brain.
train n atitude
dat wins!

Brain Power

brain power:
think of cool water/pool wen its hot. otomaticaly ur body adjusts/prepares

Double Parking

bus conductor was geting angry at pasengers stnding s aisle khit my seats bkante s likod. dsperate as he cant muv freely and get d payments he barkd: "bawal ho mag-dobol prking! kaya umupo n kau!"

Brave (II)

wen wir brave,
it only means
dat wiv managed
ar fears

Brave Heart

it takes
a brave heart
2 muv 4ward

Darna

kapit k lng...
c darna ksama mo.
khit topakin,
msungit,
mgsuplada
at msira ulo
nya,
c darna p rin sya.
doing d imposible

Crazy

try dis:
get crazy/ brave for 20 secs.
and see wat hapens nex

Trust

trust..
is it smthing earned
bfor u get it?
or is it smthing u giv
2 get it in return?
hmm...