Heal by laughing

find oregano.
and let him laf mor.
cancer patients heal by lafing mor at if pipol pray 4 deyr helth.

Stressed kids

kids also get stresd.
slow down.
he's ok

Bangag

n2wa nman ako sau ng tinulungan mo yn lalaking "bangag."
khit preho n kau. hehe
we reciv much, much, much mor wen we giv,
khit bangag. hehe

Specialize

lhat ng tao hindi iisa ang kkyahan/talino.
d ability 2 b rich lies
s pgfocus/ specialyz s 1 klase talino.
dis is d info age.
he hu has d info controls d gold.

Trump

sbi ni trump, a bilionaire:
think big!
liv large!

Teeth na may hair

polyps pala yn sbi mo my hair at teeth n kwen2 senyo ni tchr. hindi teeth ni tchr ang my hair. hehe! chk mo itsura polyps s intrnet. mxmyz mo use intrnet para learn wel k

Transvestite

amused n amused c bunso s pgiging 'transvestite" ni tchr.
sbi ko pano ngkaanak sya e d nman pde transplant bhay-bata.
d kc umubra xplain ko iba voice, mlaki blakang at puson ni tchr.
hi hi

I am not Perfect

i am nt prfec,
bcos i am nt prfecto.
hehe

Single and Aging

inhale, exhale..
single and aging gracefuly,
wiv only jus begun

Mayor Gordon Tatay

ttay daw ni mayor grdn ay US citzen hu chose 2 b flipino citzen. hmm...
dami gus2 mging US sixty-cents. he did d oposit

Tumatagal

2 build smthing n 2matagal,
u hev 2 luk at d long term.
der ar som things worth
w8ting 4

Pag love ako

pg lov ako, khit mbagal acmplishment ko
mhal p rin ako.
pinapakinggan p rin ako
khit mgkaiba ng opinyon.

Stretch

sus! isipin mo n pipol lyk dem stretch us!
so we cud b stronger, mor beautiful.

Happy Beerday!

wid or widout d beer, u shud stil b
d hapiest, d lovliest d b?
at hopfuly richer s future
by doing wat u hev 2 do
now.
cheers!

Rizal Day and New Year

la mgawa c kuya. plibhasa mhaba bkasyon. he's drawing. sinasaniban yata. c rizal dino-drawing. hapy rizal day khapon! at hapy new yr mya!

Senior Citizen Love

tenkyu po. fud ws gud. bt even beter ws d thot of being invited s bday nyo. being among those u cnsider po as impt. bt i lyk best how nnay linda "showers" u wid lov. sana ako rin ganon senyo pg "tanda."

Ginto at Utot

ang gin2 khit tabunan ng lupa, kumikinang.
ang utot khit ipitin mo pwet, sisingaw!

Mistakes

do i lyk mistakes?
no. i feel miserable.
bt i hev 2 make dem 2 lern
and in d end get
wat i want.

MALAKING OK

mlapit n din aq maging ok.
MALAKING OK TLGA.
promise.
knte nlang 2

Train Well

bsta train wel. para maabot nyo goals nyo s buhay. remmbr:
10,000 hrs trng + oportunity =
high chans 2 b rich

Pesos and Dollars

BDO ad says:
let ur dolars and pesos do d work!

ATM

i have deposited
lov,
joy,
prosperity,
peace,
laughter
plus all kinds of blesings
in your ATM account.
use without limit.
the pin code is
P.R.A.Y.E.R.

Beautiful Place

pinakialaman ni kuya cmputer monitor ko. he wrote:
"som pipol luk 4 a beautiful place.
adrs make a place beautiful."

The Ants and the Ipis

i ws siting s toilet bowl wen i saw an ipis being caried up ng mga langgam s wall. kinausap ko -in my hed- yng mga langgam, wile peeing. "dlian nyo at baka mya mwalis n kau." para nman nagbibiro, i herd myself (or d ipis, or d ants) reply: "ok lng mwalis kmi. kc hahanapin p rin me yng ipis." ehehe

Having and Getting

sbi ni elizbeth taylor:
its nt d having,
its d geting!

Full Speed

if i go ful speed,
i savor
wat lyf is about.

Good Goals

gud goals stretch us.
gud goals also change us
and ar circumstances!

Think

think 4 urself!
sayang nman brains ntin
if nt used 2 beter d self.
or sobra nman brains ntin
if puro para s ibang tao
use ang brain.

Sin-laki ng Tuldok

ar wishes dw ay ksing-laki lng ng 2ldok n kaya ibigay ng lyf s tin..
if we wud only always, BELIV!

Awuuu!

2 beliv is 2 see..
mdalas me mpagusapan ni bunso nagkaka22o. bt ofen ssgutin nya ko ng "weh!" or mniwala ako!" 1 erly mrning nnlalaki mata nya mgkwen2 mul2 insyd haus me at s bnyo. "Hay naku!," sagot ko. pero ng cnabi nya n pg iihi sya s bnyo me n la ilaw at tititigan nya slamin at pkiramdam nya my lalabas, saka ko cnabi (a bit scared myself) "mniwala k at my lalabas tlaga s slamin." awuu!

Born a Virgin

i ws born in '68. twas only now at 43 dat i lernd exctly how i ws born- a litle premature. dat tym my dad wrkd in cebu as cook ng brods nya. mlapit n ko lumabas wen mader lernd dad had 200 peso savings lng! naubos dw kabibili brilyantes ky mader wen she ws being courted. thnking of borowing frm his frmr tatay in zmbales, mader dcided 2 go home on a stormy aug. she boarded a plane, free of charge bcos of a frend. kaso ksama nya wala ulo mga sundalo! bus ride ws bumpy. kaya i came out in aug, rader dan sept, a virgin (read: virgo).

The richer...

d richer u get
d mor u tend
2 reciv free things!
hah!

I am

an acquaintans at d oval track, doing wokathon din, greetd me. "nligaw k?" i replyd, in my hed,
"i am nt lost. i am here. i am present. i am now."

Coke

coke strtd dw wen a frmacist bought a ketle and inventd drink frm a dr.
coke is now worth mor dan $70B!
its 3x budgt ng pinas

Mabuhok

hair grows fstr dw, haf an inch/yr pg massage mo.
kaya, "mbuhok n 2012 sau!"
hihihi

kaiiyak ko. i read story "smanthas song," she sings wid oxygen tnk atachd 2 her. and i sudenly felt mga mhal ko niding help. i wish i cud help agad. adrwise, sana my gift of words makapgpagaan

The Ants and Me

at d oval track a grup of ants wer scrambling ovr wat lukd lyk a ded earthwrm, unmindful of jogers, walkers lyk me. do dey finish deyr goal? i think dey wil. even if som wud probably be squishd. do i finish my goal of an hr of woking? probably nt as fast. kc i mind the ants, d stones, my kids, my lyf wile i wok..bt i'll get der

Choose Good Feelings

make sure u always choose gud feelings. kc d mor u wnt it, d mor it coms 2 u

Prepare to Receive

we ol prepare arself
2 reciv abundans,
lov, hapines and
a gud and rich lyf.
say yes 2 ol dis!

Full Recovery

feel gud as much as u can.
bcos evry moment of giving lov
brings a ful recovery

Successful

watever actions we do,
its d lesons lernd
dat make us succesful

Laging may Blessing

i ws srprised khapon ky bunso. wile i was busy thinking bout d future - bout fud, fud, and fud- wile bunso was eating n pncit n hnda ofism8 ko on her bday, bunso sed, "ang swerte swerte nman ntin nay lagi taung my blesing."

Hairy

hair grows fstr pg masage mo evry nyt.
nga pala, tenkyu 4 making me say
"haba ng hair ko! in 2011."
a "hairy 2012 2 u!"
ehehehe

Nanliligaw

an ofism8 hus doters (pre-teens) wer my bunso's clasm8s aproached me in a hi tone.
"cguro mga anak ko n nmn promotor kaya s pool ninyo sila mg-xmas prty ano?"
i smiled, "malay ko. e ano nman prob kung mgswiming sila?"
"sus! mga negra n yng mga yn e.."
"ok lng. d p nman sila nililigawan," i assured him.
"hindi nga nililigawan. nnliligaw nman!"
ehehehe

Pigs don't sing

pigs dont sing. unles ur in magicland, den u can make it do anything.
rizal had 2 b scared by his yaya - of kapre and aswang.
dats wy he probably bcame gr8.