Babae Hiko

an ayta sis and brod wer discusing s bus. overherd sbi ng sis spiking in zambal-ayta:
ay ali ko! babae hiko pero agko umasa ya tu-a nawen.
babae hiko pero agko nagbabal-la bal-la.

translating:
ay kpatid ko! babae ako pero hindi ako umaasa sa matatanda/magulang natin.
babae ako pero hindi ako nagtatanga-tangahan

mbuhay ang mga kbbaihan!

Toyota Ad

sbi toyota ad:
"its imposible," says rison.
"its reckles," says xperiens.
"its painful," says pride.
"TRY!," says DREAM.
d chalenge... 2 bring a dream to lyf!

Blind Systems

ders story s readers digest wich sed:
4 dis blind man
d key ws nt 2 fight his disability.
bt 2 lern 2 wrk widin it;
nt 2 transcent it.
bt 2 undrstand wat he was capable of achiving widin it;
nt 2 pretend he had sight.
bt 2 build systems dat alowd him
2 EXCEL widout it

Wiwi sa Hongkong

hapy trip po!
in case u nid mag-wiwi s public place, psabi d alam mrami taga-hngkng (at least yn chinese yata) ang CR. toilet alam nila. first time we went der, i had to point at bunso's "private front" to ask sn CR.

Dolphins think

dolfins think by instinc wen dey swim!
think kuya, by instinc.
it wil help u swim fastr
dan u can imagine.
think and swim lyk a dolfin
n hinahabol ng shark!
hehe

Saging at Burger

if i at 1 tym gave u mpakla saging
at khapon haf n burger,
it simply means...
mpakla tlaga saging
at haf tlaga burger!
myamang morning!

Will

i will.
kaya,
i hev

Pokpok (II)

many women hu bcom pokpok ar those n nkaranas rape, sexual asault, harasment. usualy ng kmaganak. dey "wrk" in clubs plagay ko nt bcos gus2 nila. bt bcos cguro kc don my nkakaintindi s knila.

Freedom

freedom is a very gud goal

Pokpok

pokpok kita strip dans 150. nid p nila buy drugs 2 b able 2 do it. we interviewd dem at sabi nila d cla payag maging pokpok anak nila babae. ders actualy a bilion dolar pokpok industry s world. at ang nkikinabang govt, bisnes owner, mamasang, customer. d pokpok livs n para n ring patay.

Hear it, Feel it

b quiet. lisen wel s sarili mo at paligid mo. smthing wil tel u wat 2 do. sabi nga ng drawing ni kuya, "don't fight d water. feel it."

Minimum and Greater

10,000 hrs. is minimum daw
2 be gud.
2 b greater,
u nid mor

Due You

u deserve whatever
is due you.
God bless

It says, He says

money says: earn me, forget everything
time says: follow me, forget everything
future says: struggle for me, forget everything
God simply says: just remember me. i'll give u everything!

The Lord's Lamp

"carrying a lamp
into a forest night
doesn't guarantee
you'll see all the
trees..
it only means that
you ca see a few
steps ahead of
you..
far enough to keep
your footing sure..
likewise, as the LORD
lights your path
He may not shine all the
answers to the shadowy
questions in your mind.
But he will give you
all the light you need
to scale life's obstacles
with faith and
confidence.."

Valentines

d tide recedes, bt leavs bhind bright seashells on the sand.
d sun goes down, bt gentle wrmth stil lingers on the land.
4 evry joy dat pases, smthing beautiful remains...
may dis day find u hapy, helthy and feeling blesd.
god's grace and peace b wid u

Naruta

wile standing near d rebulto ni james grdn sr, w8ing 4 smbody, evrybody around me wer in gowns and coats woking. twas JS nyt. nagulat ako bigla my tumabi s kin wid dat signature nkataas n hair. c naruto! i smiled seeing d hair. den i smiled agen kc nagkamali ako. naruta pala! kc girl. hi hi

Tornado Trump

trump, a bilionaire, ws dscribed as a revers tornado:
building evrything in his path,
rader dan dstroying dem.
hmm...
i must gadr speed

Steve Jobs and Bill Gates

steve jobs and bil g8s ar similar. dey both dropd out frm colege. and bfor dey cud be gr8, dey spent minmum 10,000hrs at wat dey lov 2 do

Significant Success

succes wid significans. its d same as succeeding bcs of d value u help aded onto smthing and smbody..wich eventualy returns 2 u!

Hope

hope
is
not
a
strategy

Study and prepare

lincoln sed:
study and prepare.
bcos ur tym wil com.

Power and Friend

try 2 giv smbody powr.
and yul know if he survives as a frend

Wish!

pg nag-wish ako, my brain tels me wat 2 do nex. if i dont, my brain das nt tel me anything. in fac, i start n mag-duda p at mtakot n baka la mangyari s buhay ko.

Cause

realyz dat ol things are caused by smthing. dis way we undrstand wy som pipol act d way dey do. take dat cause away and u see a difrent person.

Chicken, music and eggs

lam mo b chiken nnays lay mor egs pg my music bkground?
so lisen 2 music.
dnt find chiks 2 lay ur egs on.
hahaha

Winners

winers
see
probs
as
jus
anodr
way
2
prov dmselvs!

Powerful Brain

how pwrful is ur brain? pg tel mo srili mo, "kaya ko!," and u ask urself "pano nga b?," ur brain otomaticaly finds and givs u answers. smtyms fast. smtyms slow. kaya try focus 1 trget at a tym. and kip imagining.

Completely Different

evry 7 minutes daw wir a completely difrent person kc ar cels change. meaning we hev 6 minutes of being renewed and only get overhauled on the 7th minute. meaning changing requires tym

Ang Babae sa Inidoro

17 yrs ago dis d8, at 7 am, ngdudugo me. kbwanan ko n. nligo ako bt only 2 find regional hspital pmpanga sarado! umuwi me subic. 11pm pumutok pnubigan ko. s hspital pilit ako ask nurs kung msakit n blakang ko. sbi ko tyan ko msakit. d sya nkikinig. ngkakalat n ko dugo s flor kawowok s sakit. mtagal p daw. pinasok lng ako s operating rum ng nkita nurse umiiri n ko s inidoro. habang umiiri ako, may lamok n kkgat s pwet ko. 1 mor iri at lumabas c kuya ksabay ebs. ehehehe! pmpelikula b? its kuya's bday 2day!

Growing Well in Loving Environments

bout 3 yrs ago bunso ws in pblic skul. he reachd d pt n d n pasok. we tokd. n-cnvins. hinatid ko sya skul. plapit n me rum nila ng sumigaw 2 tchrs nya wg n sya pumasok. bt i ws nt d mader type hud giv up! twas nov. i lukd 4 a difrent skul. pikit-mta ko niyakap tuition 21k! d ako ngkamali. we found tchrs, clasm8ts at tipo ng turo hu lov kids. in return bunso strtd loving himself agen. his dscovering his own talents at limitasyon. kung dti puro line of 7 grades, ngaun ako reklamo kc pusta me my P10 sya kada 100 scor...yap! we ol grown wel in loving environments

Coco Crunch

once upon a tym
a fat frmr was in d Cr trying
2 flush his sh*t
wen sudenly d toilet bowl nsira at sumabog!
bumaha ng sh*t s field
at saka
POOF!
it bcame COCO CRUNCH!

Newly-weds Message

rception n d2. pinagawa me mesage 4 d newlyweds. my prize dw pinakamaganda. i wrote dis: "it ol startd wid a jok, "mam kelan k mgpasopas?" and now wir finaly having soup. mesage me is dat now dat ur entwined i wish u hev everlsting soup-in peace, in lov, in richnes, in helth 2geder and wid d kids u wil b making and nurturing.

Sickness Projection

ders a buk dat sed n siknes is a projection ng emotional, mental, social, psych probs. if s feet, mlamang sens of direction prob. if heart, s lov. if ears, my gus2 or ayaw pakinggan. but laf! its best mdicine