2011 Xmas Games

2011 xmas games we played:
1st game: ol nnays were participants. how 2 win? unahan mkaubos tanduay ice.
by 2nd game ol nnays were drowsy.
by last game 1 tatay shouted, "o wala ng nnay makakapgluto. lasing n!"
2nd game: mader (70 yrs old) was made 2 do pinoy henyo.
aftr 2 minutes sumigaw c mader, "wala n bang ibang laro? msakit n ulo ko!"
hehe! tis d season 2 laf

Falling rockets

NASA sed:
failure is nt an option...
imagine mo fallng rockets,
imbes falling stars

With greater self-confidence

it is wid greater self-confidens
dat u wil find d freedom
2 b, 2 do, and 2 hev

Opra's words

sbi ni oprah:
u can
hev it ol.
u jus cant
hev it ol at once.
pde n rin.
kc dat
wud luk like
raindrops
of blesings

Good Tatay

i know yuv bin a very gud ttay in d past. bt dats past. rsponcbility mga buhay p 2 B PRESENT always. dat means u hev 2 b gud ttay p. u do dat in many ways. txt ur kids "i lov u,"or joks, or anything maicp mo. see dem. hug dem. if u hev 2 cry wid dem, cge lng. ur lov wil ol see u thru. at MRAMI byuutiful things mgiging kpalit yn.. sau, s knila and d pipol around u. hu knows baka mgkaron k anak n presidnt? kaya b present always.

bt bfor dey can b president, u hev 2 do smthing 2 make dem feel gud always. npansin mo "present" also means "gift"? kaya b a gift 2 ur kids. B PRESENT

Teachers

tchers...
som tich math
som tich english
som tich science
som tich flipino
som tich hstory
som teach PE
som tich music.
my best tcher?
its d 1 hu tches me
about me.

Overpolluted

bunso told me nkasalubong nya kpitbahay me hu 'smelld.'
"anong amoy," i asked - "mbango? msangsang?"
"hindi," bunso replyd.
den he askd, " ano b nnay yng amoy n prang over-poluted?"
ehehehe

My Kind of Energy

wat kind of energy i am
dpends
on d energis
i hev atracted
bcos of d energis
i hev given

Rocks

rocks
hev 2 giv up itself
2 bcom
electric posts

Feedback

fidbak
is d brekfast
of chmpions!

Decide

wen u reach d pt of dciding 2 giv mor lov dan negativity, u wil see negativity disapir fast. its hapening s kin. and it feels sooo gud heving wat u want, wat u lov. pano n if i hev ol i want? dat means i hev lovd much and i hev given mor. kya? dcide!

Changes

wen we wish
wen we pray honestly
wen we imagine wid feelings
smthing changes.
kc wishes
prayers
imaginations
ar ol energies
dat atract
wat we want.

Bowling Teacher

bowling is tching me, s kauupo-watch ko...
i am gud and fast at spoting pipol skils, acmplishments, concerns, talents, atitude, maners - anything gud about pipol. pero s bowling ang nkikita ko yng 1 pin n naiiwan imbes n yn 9 pins n 2mumba! hmm... kylangan p cguro 2buan ng klyo pwet ko pra m22.

Assignment

bunso hs bin studying - in skul - for 9 yrs now. ngaun ko lng nrinig nya say
"msarap pala nnay gumawa ng asignment."

Utang Attracted

s kaiisip ko finans solusyons, bgla 2loy my nang-aalok utang s kin.
pero mas gus2 ko p rin c sta claus

Promotion

promotion:
wg ny hilahin pbaba mga ksama. mrami n kau s baba.
dpat i2lak nyo ptaas,
tapos palabas!
ehehehe

Change

change.
its d oposit of wg gumalaw at mbulok ng mbilis.
brave pipol wid great imagination
and hu lov wat dey do, change.
dey change and comand how dey feel
2 get wat dey want.

Past, Present, Future

say thank u 4 d past.
say thank u 4 d present.
say thank u 4 d future.
and u wil reciv
mor dan pinagpapasalamatan mo

Latak, clopper, silver, gold

we realyz smbody lovs us, once wiv found out dat wiv aded value 2 arself. meaning frm latak we bcom coper. frm coper we bcom silvr. frm silvr we bcom gold. and by being gold we share wat makes us gliter

Sooo positive

wen ur SOOO positiv, u get ol u wnt fast lyk a speeding train. wy? bcos lyk a mgnet u cnsistently atract evrything and evryone u lov in ur path. u lov dem so much deyr ol wiling 2 return 2 u evry gud, and mor, dat u can posibly imagine

When do you plan?

wen do u plan if smbody gave u P1M 2day?
answr: ysterday!
kc geting smthing 2day
rquires us 2 beliv ysterday

IQ Test

IQ test:
bilog ako, mkikita mo ko s CR, hinahnap-hnap ako s library, d pedeng upuan, pero pwede mong higaan. kitang-kita mo ko s gabi nkatago nman pg araw.
(-a---l -n) 8 leters s tagalog
(--r-e-) 6 leters s english

sagot?
d ko lam. kaya nga tinanong ko e

Biggest Fantasy

pare 1: pare, wat ur bigest fntasy?
pare 2: 2 b kisd by someone under d rain. e ikaw?
pare 1: to be... dat someone.
ahehehe

Ipis

and IPIS ang pnkapoging nilalang s mundo. kc lakad p lng nea, tilian n!
e pg dumapo p sau?
todo kilig k n, ptalon-talon k p!

Gratitude

gratitude 4 d abundans u hev rcvd is d best insurans
dat d abundans wil continue

At least 10%

2 liv wel in d future kesa jus survive,
at least 10% ng kita ntin must bcom savings now.
wy? kc it is a must 2 liv wel

Feel sooo good

wen we feel sooo gud, we sens evrything pti answers s mga tnong ntin.
wen we panic, we only know fear.
fear is a survival instinc and derfor kylangan.
i'm sure u wnt mor dan jus survyv.
u wnt a richer, mor peaceful, wnderful yf.
kaya pasionately feel wats soo gud 4 u
always.

Information Age

we liv in an age ngaun wer ang super yumayman ay those hu hev d info and uses dat info. nt rili skils msyado. kc pde k hire khit cno skild. tgnan mo gawa ni pacquiao. he studies info s klaban nya and hires pipol so he wud hev dat info. he has d skils bt he uses info 2 b rich. hah!

Paypay

kung kylangan kong magpapaypay 2 let adrs know ders 2nd wind,
den let me paypay.
baka mpansin hangin

Panahon Test

pnahon ang pinakamgaling n test.
khit ako nid ko lern.
lern fast gus2 ko p nga sana.

Boobs

lyk adr women i wud wish having biger boobs. bt thinking bout it now, i feel pryd insted. having d chans 2 brestfeed my 2 sons for 3.5 yrs each. yes, wid dis boobs. even if few suport brestfeeding. even if few choose it. hopefuly til mas mrami wud see boobs difrently.

Good expenses

gud xpenses
ar dos
wich put mor money
in ur pocket,
in ur savings,
in ur dposits,
in ur asets!

Vault

pinapasaya ko srili ko by imagining. am wishing 2 b rich. kaya twing punta ko bukstor i wud luk at vaults. khapon galing c bunso s subic, ntawa ako kc naguwi sya ng susian ng vault! ehehehe! ibig sbihin unahan n lang dumating yng vault mismo at yng lalamanin ng vault

Good enough

u ar gud enaf now and dserving jus as u ar. wish anything and yul hev it! bcos wat u wish alredy exists, weder u want it or not. lov wat u want and it loyaly coms 2 u, fst!

Much more

u
ar
much
mor
dan
u
realyz.
d
univers
is
also
much
mor
dan
wat
it
is.

Unlimited (II)

der is unlimited welth,
create it!
der is unlimited courage,
display it!
der is unlimited lov,
share it!

Can't see; can see

der ar worlds
and posibilitis
dat u canot see.
bt ol of dem
exist!

Makes sure

d law of atraction
makes sure
dat u reciv
wat u giv

Opposite word

bunso hu was doing his asignment on antonyms sudenly lukd at me and askd, "nnay meron bng 'drug puler?'

Second wind

d 2nd wind is nt 4 me 2 create for evryone.
it is 4 me to make evryone see
ders wind evrywer 2 whif
wenever we nid it
2 push us up

Life like Bowling

lyf is lyk playing bowling
pose any wich way u wnt to
bt make sure u make a stryk

Try This

try dis. if ur so busy smeling d flowrs, tasting gud fud, imagining dreams, feeling d cold wind, loving evryone, caring 4 ur body and sharing nice words, do u think yud hev tym 2 b botherd by negativ things? no. u let dis pass lyk d breez

Ready to Learn

wen d student is redy
d tchr
d lesons
and d rewards
wil naturaly
APIR

Change and strengthen

change
wen der ar mistakes
strengthen
wen der ar non

Finance and Fish

for 2 days i've bin planing 2 incris savings, doing bisnes at invest. as it was a boring sunday PM n, i dcided magplantsa. wile ironing, nkita ko n nman bible wich got wet ng baha. i opened a page and read. u know wat it sed? twas story of jesus beliving ders fish wen his dsciples cud nt catch any! Tapos ders sudenly a multitude of fish! hay...beliv tlaga and u wil catch mor dan u wish 4 - enaf for urself at s mga mhal

Hilik

pinagtatawanan ako ni kuya kgabi dhil record nya hilik ko. dyahe! bt i do. ngaun ko lng din pansin. i gues pg pagod ako. anyway, i'll pray d angels watch ovr us. wg lng sila fly away pg maghilik ako. hehe!

Mature and More Experienced

dati nman n luk 4ward talaga ako pg my kausap ako mor mature, experienced. nt necesarily folow ko cla. bt i see things difrently. na-afirm mga nagawa ko na, naisip ko n. nkikita ko mga nid p gawin/ pagisipan/ let go at pano gawin. s kin d simpler, d closer 2 truth and derfor d mor beautiful

Buris

i instructd kuya linis pupu ng 3 kuting insyd d haus, "kuya isama mo pglinis ng buris s ginagawa mo." sudenly bunso butted in in a whispr dhil dingding wood lng pgitan haus me s neybor. "nnay ayusin mo pgsasalita mo. nkakahiya." i askd in return, "e pano ko pala ssbihin? 'kuya linisin mo yn BOWRIS?"
ehehehe! so sosi

Beautiful Life

lyf has always bin beautiful.
kc it is simple.

Positve Thinker

d positiv thinkr sees the invisible,
feels d intangible
and achievs d imposible.
dhil s knila kaya we hev
great things and great lyvs.
d negetiv thinkr?
my silbi din cla.
dey make d positiv thinkr
achiev greater things
and greater lyvs!

Aces

lov
truth
peace
ar ol
ACES
up
ar sleevs!

Happen

things hapen
bcos
we wnt dem 2 hapen

Reponsibility to Imagine

it is ar rsponsibility 2 imagine wat we want.
u know wy?
bcos we create evry nex second of ar lyf!

Jesus, Einstein and Possibilities

did u know dat jesus sed dis? "evrything is posible 4 d person hu belivs." sbi nman ni einstein,"rison wil get u from A to B. bt imagination wil take u evrywer!"

RUNRIO

nkikita mo b comercial globe tattoo s tv wid rio (wid d afro hair) running? smbody sed n galing pala sya UP. he's poor. sleeps in balintawak market (?). run as an athlete widout shoes noon. at now dat he runs, mhina P1M (!) ang pay nya. whoa!

Lipat-Bahay

bunso hs bin asking me n lipat n me haus. plagi i wud answr n gus2 ko rin yn. den he wud ask me kung nkahanap n ko. khit d sure i wud reply s carol st papunta grdn heits. pero d ko tel n gus2 ko haus der is ownd by a frend. 1 tym ask nya ko uli. cguraduhin ko dw dis dec me lipat. wispering, sumagot ako n sana my pera n me. nag-prformans level pro cnfident voice c bunso. "Nnay wg mo ko sagutin ng gnyn." ang sagot mo s kin dapat 'oo' lang."...bow ang nnay

Living when Loving

we liv wen we lov.
do we nt?
wen we nourish ar body
wid gud fud?
wen we feed
ar mind
wid gud thos?
wen we train ar spirit
wid gud acts?
so lov fuly
evry single 2nd

Pamana

i always pray
n sana maibigay ko senyo ni bunso
mga pangangailangan nyo-
materyal n bagay
at mga aral
ng buhay

Kusinero and Mistakes

sbi ng tv host,
"ang mganda s kusinero
dey can eat deyr mistakes."

Acne, Pimples at Kabaitan

dscusing bout acne and pmples has bcom a daily, if nt an evry 2nd fare in ar home. i advised my 2 kuya (eldest at bunso) 2 seek iner beauty so it glows frm insyd 2 outsyd - on deyr faces- rader dan seek pond's or vaseline cream wich seem 2 b agravating deyr pmples. nag22ksuhan n nga yn 2. convinsd, kuya sed "cge n nga! mgpapakabait n ko." hehe

Sen. Nene Pimentel

sen. nene pimentel. my! he's tall, amoy bagong brbero and wobling wen i saw him s cnfrens. how can he be rmembered? pipol tel him 2 run 4 president. u know wat he replyd? "d n nga ako mkalakad e.." closing his long tok bout tertiary educ and the local govt code he quoted his vsayan frend, "if u think educ is xpensiv, try ignorans!" hehe

Love Has No Opposite

d fors of lov has no oposit
der is no adr powr in lyf bt lov
ol d negative things
always, always mean
kulang ng lov.
so if 1 is sik, it means
kulang n lov 4 helth
if 1 is poor, it means
kulang n lov 4 welth
if 1 says bad words,
its kulang n lov 4 respect.
d answr?
simply put lov in lyf
always.
and ol d negativ things disapir

Thoughts and Acts of Love

wen u fill evry 2nd of ur lyf wid thots and acts of lov, u actualy start nt 2 feel anything about siknes, khirapan, anger and ol d negativ things in dis world! pg d pinahalagahan negativ, ntural mag disapir cla.

White-haired Woman

d manghuhula sed i'd b rich and a woman wid white/grey hair wud giv me limpak-limpak n salapi! 4 awhile i've bin thinking if dis cud b d author of d buk "the power" i've bin re-reading- cos i'm bak thinking of an alternativ career. or cud it b madr hu colored her prfect mop of grey hair and is sponsoring my postgrad studies now? sudenly der ws a "ting" in my hed. i'm actualy growing my own mop of white hair! hehe

Japanese Kid

der was a jap kid hu ws 2 get fud piled on a table at an evac cntr. twas post-tsunami dsaster. a viet volunteer noticed him shivering. d volunteer aproached him, gave him his coat frm wich fel a bread. he gave d bread 2 d boy hu took it bt ran bak 2 d table wer he returned d bread. he went bak 2 his place in d long queue.

Rugby Kids

kalas miror frame me bcos of waiste-deep baha insyd haus me. rcovering frm dsaster, i told bunso 2 put rugby s frame and atach it s miror. wile doing as instructed, bunso comented. "Nnay, dpat l n nagbebenta ng rugby...para wla ng batang sumisinghot nito."

Slippers (II)

in a rich skul insyd sbma, a sikyu did nt permit a student 2 enter d skul bcos he was wearing slipers. bt he got in. how? he tauntingly askd d sikyu,
"d mo b alam n havaiianas slipers ko?!"

Slippers (1)

joshua went w/ her madr 2 aply 2 a marine skul nt knowing dey nid 2 b in formal atire. both wer wearing slipers. bawal daw. u know how d son got in? dey borowd d sikyu's blak shoes.

Face the Challenge

face d chalenges
u only wnt 2 face

A Good Life

filing rili gud
is wat brings
a rili gud lyf

Happy Spirit

a person dat has a hapy spirit dsnt easily get tired
and is always dsposed 2 do gud.
wiv bin created 4 greater purpos.
dnt let urself fol in things dat remuv
d beauty of ur heart.

Bowling strikes

2 make a strike s bowling
smtyms u hev 2 curve d bol
smtyms u kembot
smtyms u twist ur hand
bt watever u do
jus do it!

Wagas!

wagas!
loving widout measure-
no smol, medium, large sizes.
no past, no future.
no mura or mahal.
no return nor sukli.
jus giving,
jus being here and now,
jus pure and simple

Money and flowing water

think of money as flowing water. as it leavs ur hand, somthing biger folows- 3 pesos, check, kuryenteng nkabit, skill certificate, biger haus, grocery stor, investments, kids finishing skul...
name it, u hev it.
buksan mo lang plagi yng gripo at ingatan

Feelings

feelings ar d cause
of wat hapens 2 us

Apron at Lumpia

teach ko bunso balot lumpia kgabi. ng finishd n sabi ko cuk nya n at magplantsa ako. dhil mainit s haus, tanggal sya shirt. d nkuntento, nagpapaypay hbang prito. e tumilamsik mntika. sbi ko use nya apron nkasabit. sumagot, "dapat gumawa cla apron pang-mukha!" e tumilamsik uli mntika. sbi nya, "dapat my apron pang-kamay!" hehehe! naubos nman me lumpia

Lubak

kung lubak ang daanan,
wg mo daanan
kung ayaw mong mlubak.
huray!

Feeling good, lightning and ice cream

feel gud evryday!
and lyf givs u wt u want.
som as fast as a bolt of lightning.
som as slow lyk ice cream melting on ur tongue.
bt fast or slow, gud coms wen u feel gud.

Created to be Rich

u wer quiet knina and wering blak. may i sugest?
imagine its payday evryday. dis way ur brain tels u wer to get dat money.
me? i read evryday naka-post buletin s haus me
"mor incom and asets at the end of each month."
it makes my lyf easier.
i try to folow wat my instinct tels me 2 do.
try!
we wer created 2 b rich

Have Faith

dhil n nman sa baha...
khapon i found a wet bible s bntana me.
nbaha cguro. khit d me read bible, binuksan-buksan ko para m2yo.
tapos naisip ko, wy nt read? lam mo wat it sed s portion read ko?
HEV FAITH!

How to love money (Part II)

4 days i've bin thinking how it is 2 lov money. den i sudenly realyzd..dhil s baha, oo nga pala.. sharing info bout availing of pgibig clamity loan is 1! wich i did knina to 7 pipol.

d folowing dayi had anodr example! picking up 25 cents s street. wy is it a form of loving money? kc its valueing it went its pickd up. and mor so wen its used 2 buy or share wid som1. o d b? so, pick up mor 25 cents na nakakalat sa daan.

Putik

kgabi punta ko plengke stil in skirt at borowd tsinelas wen it rained! nainis ako wok s mlagkit at mdulas n putik. tapos inisip ko play wid law of atraction. I imaginned tapos tel ko sarili ko, 'mula s putik i will build my own haus!' den i felt beter. wy? Bcos i know smhow,som wen, my own haus wil b built.

The Purpose of Life

d purpose of lyf is joy.
and d greatest joy is giving.
c'mon!
ur stronger dan u think u ar.
always play ball
and make adrs hapy by playing.
yul b hapier.
promis!

Lift Your Spirit

lift ur spirit
soooo HIGH
only hapines
can touch u!

Trillion Cells

ol d trilyon cels in ur body
ar ur most loyal utusan.
tel dem wat u wnt
and dey serv u
widout question

Food

i hev fud 2 eat
of wich
u do nt know

Law of Attraction

prang nananadya law of atraction. i wish 4 my own haus. c bunso sinasabayan ako at gus2 nya dec n me lipat. d ko lam how 2 do it bt i wish it prayerfuly. u know wats hapening? nsira elec fan me. sinundan radio at tv. binaha me. ngaun nkatagilid cbinet! bt dis ar actualy ok. know wy? coz dis things hev servd me wel at mpplitan n cla! tapos i'll bring dem s new haus 4 me 2 bgin bago chptr lyf ko. o d b?

Kabayo

try mo mging kbayo.
cover ur ears and side eyes mo.
minsan dami distraction buhay.
para fast tau muv 4ward,
lets be horses smtyms

Love

we realyz smbody lovs us
once wiv found out
dat wiv aded value 2 arselvs
meaning frm latak
we bcom coper
from coper
we bcom bronz
from bronz
we bcom silvr
from silvr
we bcom gold.
and by being gold
we share
wat makes us gliter

Sagasa

mlapit n ko msagasaan knina. trying iwasan spray-clean s truck.
hindi ko p panahon.
bt wenever it coms,
i hope i've bin meaningful s mrami.
ano b yn!
am choking in tears.
must b d coming death season.
bt shudn't death b freedom?

How to love money?

how 2 lov money?
wen u pay ur utang, find a way 2 make urself feel gud about it.
pde mo tenkyu person nagpautang.
pde mo imagine pay mo is donation.
pde mo imagine chek pay mo.
dat wen u pay, u help smbody.
imagine wat money can do 4 u and adrs.
wen u get ur sweldo say tenkyu.
wen smbody givs u money, return mor dan its value.
giv money wid ol ur heart.
kc only wen u lov money so much
does it return 2 u many, many tyms ovr.

Floyd

word 4 d day:
floyd may"flower".
hehe!
his pacquiao's dodging
dream oponent

When You Give

wen u giv
nothing is sbtracted frm u.
in fact
u multiply urself
many, many tyms ovr

Long Nose

many yrs ago, bunso got angry dahil s tukso ni kuya n negro sya. i lafd bcos i thot it funy bt told him n khit mas maitim p sya s uling, mhal ko p rin sya.
khapon, luking at bunso's nose, i told him n tumatangos ilong nya.
and i saw his hapiest face lit up.
he startd holding his nose.
feeling long hair
or rather, long nose

Unlimited

2 cadets, punishd 4 being late, wer made 2 run around s oval track knina.
nrinig ni kuya usapan ng 2.
cadet 1: tapos n b tau? naka-ilang ikot n tau.
sumagot c cadet 2 (hingal): hindi ko alam! unlimited ata.

Rehab

pasing by chooks 2 go pgpunta ko mrkt, i wud always luk at stor kc gus2 ko chiken taste nila. dis past wks lagi sya closed and posted ws saying "closed 4 rehab." 1 tym nag open, den closed, tapos open, den closed agen. same excuse of rehab ws postd. wen i told dis 2 kids, bgla ko naisip
"cguro yn tindero nirerehab."
sagot 2 kids
"Nnay cguro yn mga manok my tama."
hehe! lyk madr, lyk sons

Celphone, Rizal at Harvard

2munog celfon ni kuya. "ting!"
sbi ni bunso, seryoso tono,
"luto n yng oven!"...
kinukwen2 ko gamugamo story ni rizal ky bunso.
sbi ni bunso, "ah npanood ko yn.
ng buhay p c rizal ginampanan nya."..
knina nag-iimagine c bunso,
"nnay pglaki ko s amerika mo ko pagaralin ha?
s hazard university."
ehehehe

Is the Sky Blue?

a sunny sky is ol colors,
but blue.
so wat is real?

Halo

wear and spread ur halo power evryday!
evrybody has it,
bt som don't lyk 2 use it

Einstein, Buddha at Lincoln

ano meron c einstein, n meron din c buda at lincoln?
eins sed dat tym is a mkkulit n ilusyon.
buda sed dat 4 those hu beliv n tym is an ilusyon,
dat person escapes sufering.
lincoln, on d adr hand, sed dat 2 beliv in things
u see and touch is no belif!bt 2 beliv in wat is nt seen
is a triumph and a blesing.
wy?
bcos it is tru!
amen

Kabayo

gus2 ko maging kbayo.
hahaha! ntawa ako don.
kaso imbes n takip sa mata,
kc gusto ko 1 lang tinitignan ko,
iniisip ko..
hedfon lang available

Kabayo

gus2 ko maging kbayo.
hahaha! ntawa ako don.
kaso imbes n takip sa mata,
kc gusto ko 1 lang tinitignan ko,
iniisip ko..
hedfon lang available

Imagine if (II)

imagine if...
u can tel ur money wer 2 go.
radr dan ask wer it went.
hah!

Drinking Kids

kuya, now 16, and bunso, 13, went on vcation by demselvs 2 deyr aunts for a long wikend of enjoyment. dat nyt kuya txtd "nnay umiinom c bunso!". widout sounding lyk i'm panicking i replyd, "ikaw ang kuya. gbayan mo sya. u know wat 2 do." no txt frm kuya folowd. erly d nex day i askd kuya how bunso was, afraid i'd get a reply n nagtalo magkuya or my hangovr c bunso. kuya replyd, "d nman pala sya uminom nnay."

Make many Mistakes

make many mistakes
so wen ur askd agen
wat u want 2 b
yud know d answer

Imagine if

Imagine if...

Creation

creation is only d projection into form of dat wich alredy exists.
wich means 2 say dat d money i wnt alredy exists.
at ang gagawin ko n lng is simply 2 atract it lyk mgnet.
my gosh! do u realyz implication nyan?
dat evryday i'd hev 2 b hapy, lov evrything and evryone and
giv and feel wat i imagine is alredy myn.
kc its myn n nga.
holy god!
am i nt experiencing avalanche n nga wen i
wished for rain?

Coincidence

is dis nt coincidence wen u told me u lyk "halo" song?
buk read ko ngaun used d word halo.
sbi s buk lhat tau my electromgnetic field. and its d same as ur halo.
d mor lov u giv, s bagay at tao mhal mo, d mor ur halo, or emfield bcoms so strong
n yn mga gus2 mo - and mor- ang lalapit sau!
so how do u lov money? u put a very big space in ur walet.
u plan how 2 invest ur money so it grows.
how do u lov ur helth?
u continue ur sports. u leep and eat wel.
how do u lov smbody?
u value dem.
u imagine, feel and act lyk u alredy hev wat u lov.
22o b to? of course!
kc ol dis things u lov alredy exists.
d halo or d emfield is wat u use 2 atract wat u lov

Prayers and Cares

even if we miss som talks
som hellos
som txts
and som greetings,
always rmmber
dat my prayrs and cares
wil nevr b les

Wedding Day Palagi

i know ur wishing
sana weding day plagi.
bt even wen ur hair is ol gray
dat no celofane can retouch,
and even wen ur nails ol chippd
dat no manicure can hide,
love remains
kc lov knows no limitation

Try Me

say "try me!"
insted of ask "wy me?"
bcos smooth roads nevr make gud drivers
smooth seas nevr make gud sailors
and clear skies nevr make gud pilots.
besides, roads, seas and skies ar simply wat dey ar

Part of a Puzzle

u ar prt of a puzle
of someone else's lyf.
u may nevr know
wer u fit.
bt remember
dat someone else's lf
may nevr be complete
widout u in it

Stand for something

stand 4 smthing.
wy?
bcos u get smthing in return.
stand 4 nothing?
no
bcos u fol 4 anything

Kampai! (?)

drink daw
nt 2 make u feel gud.
bt 2 make u feel better...?
kampai!
hehe

Daanin sa Joke!

gud pala at ndadaan mo jok klagayan mo.
we nid it para maging mpamaraan

Common Sense

many, if nt ol
of lyf's chalenges
may b adresd
by comon sens

No money?!

i wil travel d world
wid no money?!
yeah,
jus ATM cards
n paldo ng laman!
hehe

Positive, Productive thoughts

fill ur brain wid
positiv, prodctiv thots
even going thru details
in ur hed.
wy?
bcos it drives away
negativ thots

Feel good

feel good evryday
and lyf givs u
wt u want -
som as fast as a bolt of lightning
som as slow lyk ice cream melting on ur tongue.
bt fast or slow
good coms
wen u feel good

Everyday Responsibility

2 b hapy is ur evryday responsibility.
u know wy?
kc wen ur hapy evrybody and evrything
runs aftr u -
money, lov, frends, fud, promotion...
wen ur sad?
my hhabol p rin sau.
wat?
kmalasan, khirapan, pain...
so choose to b hapy
everyday!

Men are Astronomical

men ar astronomical-
som put us in d hevens luking lyk
wir d most beautiful twinkling star.
som pull us down insisting wir earthly
(read: be real).
wile adrs insanely throw us
out of dis world.
so wich type of man
ar u wid now?

Mas Maraming Ginto

mas mrami gin2 ang nhuhukay
s isip ng tao
kysa s minahan
s buong mundo

Focus

musta chwking aply mo? i hev anodr story. bayaw ko wrkd as chowking cuk 4 many yrs. d sya colge grad ng magasawa cla sis ko. wen he finaly finishd colege, aply sya agad cuk s brko mgsysy lines. it travels bkasyonista ol ovr d world. evry 7 months baba sya barko. focus? yes, we ol nid 2 focus 2 gt wat we want

Lullaby

galing me hspital kgabi. my bago me pmangkin- girl. nhalukay ko s isip ko luma song- ugoy s duyan. yn sing ko for 2 hrs..did u know pala n pipol my emotional prob wer found out nag-heal ng sing s knila lullaby?

Do or Leave

do evrything dat makes u rich, helthy and a beter prtnr.
leav evrything dat makes u poor,
sik and a wors prtnr.

Relevant Education

musta n? i ws told d k n pasok skul? let me tel u dis story. my kbabata ako non hus fadr was fmily drivr me dat tym. nkapasa sya UP dliman smantala UP baguio ako. lam mo wt she chose? d sya nag-colege. 2mulong sya buhayin pmilya nya. naging saleslady sya Manuela dept store, parang SM non. til naging supervisor sya den maried an enginir. ngaun? nasa US cla ksama mgulang nya at fmily kpatid nya. me? i chose 2 help adrs 1st. ngaun p lang ako nagpapakayaman. my pt? educ wil nt garantee u gud lyf. choosing wat u lov, strting wid wt skils u hev at focusing wil lead u 2 wer u wnt 2 go.

Truth Standing

truth can stand by itself.
it das nt nid a dfender

Touching Sr. Citizens

2 pairs of sr citzen wer going hom aftr atending church srvis. 1 huby ws siting by d road. d wyf of d adr huby wobly returnd and held d hand of d sr citzen huby hu sat. she made hishand hold her head and ears and sed, "baka mausog mo ko."
i smyld thnking how much enrgy dis eldrs can "usog" smbody. and yet it nevr stops 2 amaze me how touching heals

I am Richer

i am rich.
by wrking, by asking, by doing things
i nid 2 do,
i am simply accessing lyf's resources
2 make me richer

Achievement

kids hu achiev
ar kids
hus parents
suport achievment.
2lad din ng
parents hu achiev
ar parents hus kids
suport
achievment

Highly Successful People

highly succesful pipol
ar pipol hu always tok
and do somthing about
wat and hu dey lov

Finding its way

finding its way...
planing 2 solicit bfor me umalis 2 hngkng swim compete ni kuya, naisip ko gawin swim sponsor GMA 7. 4 kuya's swim career. i wrote dis s wish notbuk ko. d ko nagawa i2 hangga s last minute khit kakilala ko rafy tima, news reporter GMA 7, dhil late n tel s kin ako n personal folow-up. i've 4goten ol about it. bt smthing hapend. ng magsumer job cla kuya, n2wa s knya manager wrk nya. 2x n ngaun pdala sya swim alowans 4 kuya. sbi ko kc sponsor sya til grad ni kuya. and by a miracle, napa-oo nmin...saka ko naalala, wish com tru n pala

Andiyan pa rin

aling dionesia sed 2 manny:
khit mlayo ako,
ang panginoon
andyan p din
s bilog n mundo

Life and Love

widout lyf
der is no lov.
widout lov
der is no lyf

Long Enough

lov money
lov ur kids
lov ur fmily.
lov dis ol
long enaf
4 dis lov
2 return
2 u

Gift of Abundance

we wer ol created
2 b rich, hapy and beautiful.
reciv d gift of abundans!

More Help

mor pipol actualy help me now.
now dat dey felt
i help dem mor

Money works for us

kgabi kwen2 kuya swim trng nila s trlac. eat daw cla resto kung san pde ibato at bsagin pinggan, sabay bulong things u dnt lyk. pero my pay yn. pat sya nagbasag daw. tapos cnabi nya inabonohan daw muna kulang nya budget ng hed ng swim club. "ok" sagot ko.
knina AM, remind ako ni kuya pay.
sagot ko "dskarte muna ko kuya, w8."
sagot nya, "sana nnay d n lang pala sana ako sumama s trng."
sabi ko, "kuya ang pera ntin d pupwede puro pangkain lang. dahil yn itatae lang natin."
i hope kuya got my mesage.
we ol grow old 4ward, d pbata bkward. kya invest wile young.
me as nnay? i hev 2 lern and re-lern financial skil how 2 make money work for us.

Organic Beauty

organic beauty:
scrub ur face wid red sugar 2 scrub off ded skin.
put clamansi juice on ur face 2 make it fairer and dry d pimples.
put virgin coco oil 2 make ur skin youngr.
and smile!
it makes ol things brite and beautiful

Perfect Relationships

romans is wen u see evrything beautiful. wen u fil elc3cty pg nagtatama ang mga skin. yng gus2 mo nkadikit lang sau. merong romans pero pnandalian lng yn. lov? cguro its wen u see how beautiful p rin sya khit puro n wrinkls, stretch mrks, bungi n ipin, at nagkakainitan. yn lang, lov lasts longr dan romans. sabi nga ni mam, "la perfec prtner, only perfec relationships ng mga involvd n gumagawa ng paraan 2 always giv d best

Love shows naturally

u used 2 wok n myabang, proud. nwala yn. bt somthing is hapening quietly. mdyo bumabalik na uli. d mrunong magsinungaling body natin. it shows wen we feel gud, wen we feel beter, wen wir wiling to try. kaya nga wen u askd me kung dapat ipangalandakan ang pgmamahal, umiling ako. kc lov shows naturaly. it wil also grow..kung aalagaan

See Yourself

how 2 see urself beter?
dnt luk at urself

Arnel Pineda

did u know dat arnel pineda, journey's sensational pinoy singer
ws a stow away. he begged dw 4 fud
at naging palaboy.
bt he didnt stop singing.
and singing he stil does.
perhaps til his last breath

Harry Potter

reader's digest wrote story of hary poter's writer.
she was a single nnay hu had a doter.
dey lived in a dilapidated room n mrami mouse.
her doter's toys were ksya lang s shoebox.
she cried kc she didn't know wat 2 do.
in d end she dcided to focus on writing.
dats wen hary poter was born.
den anodr hary poter,
and anodr,
and anodr,
and anodr,
and anodr,
and anodr,
and anodr.
and perhaps ders mor.

How to win

how 2 win?
choose ur race

Pamanang Words

1 pmana s kin wer words post ko s buletin bord me s haus. sabi don:
mor tym 2 spend wid fmily and frends,
mor aset and incom at d end of d month,
take vcation as ofen as u lyk.
dis i read evryday 2 remind me how gud 2 hev dis choices and 2 help me trust myself,
dat dis is alredy hapening.

My Way

"my way"
by GMA & FG (wid apoligies to F. Sinatra)

and nw, my end is near
and so i face the nation's judgment
my frends, i say it clear
i have my case & its impending
i've livd a lie dats ful
& gained frm deals
frm evry hi-way
oh yes, i stole a lot
& did it my way.
secrets, i had a few
2 leaky boobs of fols dimention
i did wat i had 2 do
garci saw it thru
widout exemption
2 think i did ol dat
& may i say
nt in a shy way
oh, yes i screwd u ol
& did it my way!

kinanta mo no?
aminin!

Trust and Prayer

faith and prayr
ar invisible.
bt dey can make
imposible things
posible.
its god's prt
2 do d wondrs
ours is d
simplest prt.
2 trust and pray.

Pampahaba ng Buhay

para humaba ang buhay
kumain plagi ng gulay
my kpitbahay kmi
n mhilig sa gulay
103 yrs old n
buhay p!
kaya lang,
gulay n!

Like the Rain

slow down if u must.
bt kip muving 2wards ur goals-
1 at a tym.
den sabay-sabay.
bcos lyk d rain,
reward falls
isa-isa,
den bubuhos
sabay-sabay

If u want Riches

if u wnt riches,
do evrything
dat leads
2 it!

Inspiring Quotes

inspiring quotes:
1. lhat ng problema my solusyon. kpag walang solusyon, wg mo problemahin
2. alwys rmembr: kung kaya ng iba, ipagawa m s knila. dnt fors urself. make lyf easy.
3. hndi lhat ng gwapo my gf. ang iba s knila my bf!
4. d bale ng tmad. d nman pagod
5. prfec prctis makes prfec. wir nt prfec. kaya prctis prfec

Easy Life

make lyf easy.
think!

Start with the Mind

evrything starts wid d mind. u tel ur mind wat u want. ur mind tels ur hul body wat 2 do nex. so den u create a cycle of thnking and doing. d rewards com aftr d cycle of thnking and doing wen repeatd in prfection. notis dat i did nt say u nid 2 b a colege grad or 2 hev money. think and do. think and do. think and do. dats d requirement 2 lern and b rewarded

Dream On

4 smbody wid bulutong, u luk hapier. u tokd of kitchen plans. gawa k n ng space s lababo mo 4 dat kalan. luk at pctures of fud. and imagine ur cuking spageti 4 me.
dream on!
it creates power 2 acmplish things

Women's Roles

gudluk ky jenifer!
us girls shud cntinue acomplishing ar dreams-
khit mom n,
or lola n,
single,
maried,
or widow

To Be Great

2 b great,
we nid 2 xceed
ar own,
nt aders',
xpectations

Victory

victory
is
in
d eyes
of
d bholder!

Free man

eat
breathe
liv
lov
as
a
free man

Reward Yourself

reward urself
evrytym u acmplish smthing.
dnt feel guilty bcos d reward
wil strengthen u-
in mind, body and spirit.
dis is 2 achiev mor and
biger dreams

Nakukuhang mga Gusto

1 yr ago bunso and kuya wishd n mgkaron ng psp. nkatihan ni bunso use CPU ko s skul at nagemail s kpatid ko nasa saudi p. ng balik pinas n kpatid ko, bngyan sya ng psp... mor dan 1 month ago, pnasulat ko uli cla bunso at kuya ng mga gus2 nila. dey write touch screen n cp. kuya emailed his tito n galing saudi pero wrk n d2 pinas. no sagot p. ng punta c bunso last wikend s subic, kinausap nya tito nya n dati wrk s brko at d2 ngaun pinas. pgbalik nila bunso d2 s haus ng strday, my touch screen n sya. kuya askd me, "bt nnay nkukuha ni bunso mga gus2 nya?" sagot ko, "cguro mas magaling sya mgdasal. at cguro my iba paraan para mkuha mo mga gus2 mo."... now bunso tels me stories of going home 2 ar own big haus. he even askd me, ntatawa, "bt ganon nnay nai-imagine ko?"...kgabi nag-iimagine sya 3 floors haus me. sbi ko ok n 2 floors and i ws imagining my terace s loob ng haus. sagot nya, "hindi. kylangan 3 floors. para mukha tau myaman."

By Giving

by giving
mula sa pinagsikapan
we show how secure,
strong, loving
and free we ar.
and by giving,
mor returns 2 us

To Be Rich

2 b rich requires us 2 lisen wel -
s sarili, s kpwa, even s mga bagay n wlang buhay.
2 b rich requires us 2 muv 4ward
and leav d past.
2 b rich requires
mental at emotional redines.
kaya?
redy, set...go!

Faith

faith
is d strongest
and
most productiv
of emotions

Care

care
is d sweetest esence
in d world.
if someone says
"take care,"
it means
u liv
in dat
person's heart
til d last beat

Finding Answers

u cant find
d answers
in d stars.
its a journey
yul hev 2 find
insyd of urself
and a destiny
yul hev 2 make

Original

nevr change ur originality
4 d sake of adrs
bcos in dis world
no 1 can play ur role
beter dan u do.
so be urself
and win d world

Hug

smtyms
we dnt
hev 2 xplain.
bcos
a hug
xplains wel

Be Present

d difrens betwin me
and u
is my ability
2 b present
always-
wich is actualy
d only thing
i hev

I exist

wts d best thing
u cud do 2 smbody
n "binabaon" s lupa?
2 afirm
dat he/she exists

Before anyone else

bfor u can hev a hapy, loving relationshp wid anyone,
hev a hapy, loving relationshp wid urself first

To Be

2 b helthy, u nid 2 dcide.
2 b free, u nid 2 dcide.
2 b rich, u nid 2 dcide.
its nice 2 hev gud choices in lyf

Reproductive Health

i ws askd wt my position ws s reproductive helth.
dis ws my answr:
i hd myself ligated aftr birth of my bunso. khit ayw ng huby dhil 2 boys kids me. khit ayaw helth centr dahil "unti" p lng kids me at "young" p dw ako at 31. i proceeded wid operation. wy? bcos i thot my body is my body. dat d human body is d most beautiful creation and it cud do d most beautiful act - 2 make lov.
elksyon non at free ligation. 7 am nasa hspital me pila. 4pm salang ako and ws done in 15 minutes. msakit ng una putol falopian tube. parang nanganak rin. i smiled and askd dr ng la n pain. "doc, tapos n?" he replied, "hindi! yng kbila p!" hehe! twas painful but liberating xperiens.
i actualy forgd my huby's signature. hehe! gulat n lng sya i wokd home grogy wid valium yata. aftr 1 month rest, buhat n ko sofdrinks case at my maried lyf, i think, got beter

Hamon

ilapit mo s aral ng buhay c bunso
s pmamagitan ng pgturo
n hrapin nya ang hamon
ng buhay.
he is strongr
dan u think he is.
kaya u hev
2 b stronger lyk him

Kape at Gatas

ang kape ay ngdudulot ng nerbyos
hbang ang gtas nman ay ngbibigay ng lakas
kaya wg uminom
ng kapeng my gtas
dhil tyak n
ang nerbyos
mo ay
lalakas!

Pag Pinutol

BRONO: lolo, pg pinutol qu ang 1 tenga mo
ano'ng mangyayari?
LOLO: d hi2na ang pndinig qu
BRONO: e pg 2 tenga nman?
LOLO: D lalabo pningin qu
BRONO: ha? e bkit nman ho lalabo
pningin mo e tenga nman pinutol?
LOLO: xyempre...mhuhulog kc slamin

Tips Para Maiba ang Araw

8 tips pra maiba ang araw mo:
1. ibenta ang cp at bilhin ulit
2. ibigay ang walet s ktabi sbay sigaw ng "holdap!"
3. mglaro ng tguan, tapos umuwi s bahay
4. pghiwa-hiwalayin ang sngkap ng 3 in 1
5. uminom ng 5 basong kape at m2log
6. kurutin ang kpatid at unahang umiyak
7. i-padlock ang srili at humingi ng 2long
8. mkipag-jak en poy s slamin hanggang s manalo

Masakit

d b msakit
pg inagawn k?
d b msakit
pg niloko k?
d b msakit pg
pinaasa k?
pro mas
msakit
pg
my kumagat
n langgan
s pwit mo
tpos d mo
mkamot kc
mraming tao?
jeje

Queen/ King

1 day yul be queen/ king.
bt queen/ king or no queen/ king yet.
u hev to act lyk 1
to b 1.

Master and captain

i am d master of my fate.
i am d cptain of my soul.
my ship is myn to create

Creation

creation starts,
frm imagination!

Forgiveness

4givnes liberates d soul.
its part of 5S-
gud hauskiping!

Wooden

wt if u had a wooden car..
wid wooden
engine,
wooden seat
and a ...
wooden key...
mlamang!..
it wooden't...
start.
nyehehe

What do you like to be when you grow up?

s sn mrcelino me khapon get skolar alowans ni kuya. pinasagutan s knya info sheet. 1 item askd ano gawin nya after colege. i ws expecting sagot: mging swimer or mgnegosyo, doctor, arcitec or watever sagot kids normaly say. curious s sagot ni kuya, invade ko privacy nya and read his answer. u know wat he wrote? "maging halimba sa ibang bata n gus2 mkatapos ng pagaaral."

Right Comment

nyt bfor kuya left, i tryd mental exercise wid him.
la daw sya expec s dgupan swim compete nila.
i sed, "sayang nman gastos."
wrong coment frm me.
i ws focusing on wat i did nt wnt - msayang gastos.
i changed tactic.
i askd him, "d b gus2 mo mkaabot plaro pmbansa?
and he lukd at me.

Like Bowling

lyk bowling,
u only win
wen u relis
dat bol

Milo

nagreques c bunso tmplahan sya ng Milo knina umaga.
dahil in gud mud ang nnay, nagtimpla
pero d nlagyan ng asukal.
pgkatikim, reklamo c bunso.
"ano b nnay, walang lasa 2ng gawa mo.
s susunod ayusin mo gawa mo, ha?"

Finding or Creating

lov is nt about
finding d ryt person
bt creating d ryt relationship.
its not how much lov
u hev in d begining
bt how much lov u build
til d end

Nagkasala

3 guys ngkasala s tribo
LIDER: dala kau d2 10 kpareho n prutas!
una nkabalik c juan
dala 10 n sntol.
LIDER: ipsok mo s yong pwit lhat n sntol!
ang umaray o tatawa, PAPATAYIN!
una p lang n sntol
umaray n c juan, PATAY...
sunod c pedro dala ubas.
ika-10 ng ubas, natawa, PATAY...
ngkita c juan & pedro s langit.
JUAN: buhay k p sana s last n ubas.
bt k p tumawa?
PEDRO: nkita ko kc c berto
my dala n 10 langka

Shortest Distance

d shortest distans
betwin 2 pts
is a strait lyn.
kaya mgastos
paligoy-ligoy!

Are you ready?

how do u know
wen ur redy
2 reciv d gift
of abundans?
wen yuv opend up
2 lyf's posibilitis

Can't Stop

u cant stop pipol
frm doing wat dey want 2 do.
bt u can prepare dem

It's Ok

its ok
2 b a milionaire!

Life Race

run ur lyf race
2 win ol d way
frm start 2 end

Perfect Practice

perfec prctis bcoms ntural prctis.
kaya kip thinking lyk d rich.
kc it bcoms u!
cnsider ur brain lyk a pet.
kc d pet bcoms
wat u train dem 2 b

Good Food

as much as we feed ar stomach,
ar brain also nids 2 b fed.
choos gud fud 4 both.
so u produs
gud thots
gud actions
and gud results

Kids exposed

kids xposed 2 culture and arts activities daw
erly on,
ar 4x mor lykly 2 b liders wen dey bcome adults

Papatayin

B1: pare, d2 b dadaan yng pptayin ntin?
B2: oo. ngtataka nga ako bt wla p sya.
B1: sana wlang nangyaring msama s knya.
nye!

walang tulog

govt employees ar xpcted 2 do voluntir wrk
even in the wee hrs of d morning.
teasd 4 nt sleeping wel,
1 employee rplied:
"d bale wala 2log.
wg lang wala gcing!"
hehe

Life

lyf is nt hapening.
it folows u

Hating Kapatid

hating kpatid:
MONKEY 1: hhtiin ntin ung buko s 3 ha?
MONKEY 2: bkit 3? e 2 lang nman tau?
MONKEY 1: mlilimutin k talaga! e yng ngbabasa
d mo bbigyan?
unggoy din yn. nagka-celfon lang
hehehe!
bawi k n lang s iba.
bwal ibalik

Rich Words

rich words:
"i am gud." kesa "gago ako."
"nex!" kesa "d ko mgawa"
"mhal ko nnay ko." kesa "PI!"
wy do u nid 2 make replacements?
kc poor bcoms rich 2 b richer den richest-
in mind, body and spirit

Thank You

wen pipol giv u wat u wnt,
say thank you!
wen dey dnt bothr 2 help and
even let u down,
say thank you very, very much!
wy?
bcos dey make u much, much
stronger dan dey think u can

Ipis at Elepante

ang nkaraan:
my ibinulong ang ipis s elepante.
bglang hinimatay ang elepante.
ano ang ibinulong ng ipis?
IPIS: buntis ako. ikw ang ama!

s pgpp2loy.
dhil d mkpaniwala ang elepante,
dnala nya ang ipis s dok2r.
2wang-2wa ang elepante at
msayang ibinulong s ipis ang resulta
ng ultrasound.
bglang hinimatay ang ipis.
ano ang ibinulong ng elepante?
ELEPANTE: ako nga ang ama!
at elepante ang anak ntin.
kmbal cla.

Ask Yourself

if u ask urself,
sn b ptungo ang buhay ko?
or sn b ptungo ang relasyon n 2?
ask urself agen,
sn mo b gus2 itungo ang buhay mo?
sn mo b i2ngo ang relasyon mo?

Breakthroughs

comit mistakes!
its smtyms calld BREAKTHROUGHS

Conscious

succes coms 2 those hu ar succes-conscious.
abundans coms 2 those hu ar abundance-conscious.
money coms 2 those hu ar money-conscious.
lov coms 2 those hu ar lov-conscious.

Genius

observ dis:
pipol daw hu ar "highly-sexed" bcom genius

Crush

bunso, now almost 14 yrs old, had flu and ws absent in clas 4 two days. forgeting 2 txt his tchr, i ws askd how he ws doing and ws told dat he ws missed by his girl clasm8s. fyi ko c bunso about dis. d folowing day bunso told me,
"nnay, bt mrami nagkaka-crush sa kin?"
"bt nman?," i replied trying to kis him.
"wala nman kc akong ginagawa."

Maasahan

rmembr d comercial bout dis sliper dscribed as "maasahan"?
i hd a taste of dis wen me, kuya and bunso went 2 hngkng 4 d 1st tym. kuya ws swim-competing.
being d nnay and d oldest, i torturd myself thnking how 2 get bk 2 my cousin's haus.
wiv bin going round downtown 4 an hr nt being able 2 locate d train station nor d bus station.
it bgan 2 drizl. twas 7pm. bunso ws whining. kuya ws complaining i ws thinking wrong. how cud i asume kuya ws thnking right wen on ar 2nd day of bus riding, kuya ws jus luking around, nt minding landmrks. i ws tired. i ws solvd wid d idea d ko maaasahan 2 kids 2 solv dis prob of sens of space. wen i sat down on a plant box, kuya sed dat i observ the color of d lamppost, d color of d bus wiv bin riding since day 1 in hngkng. both lamppost and bus also had d same #.
in 15 minutes we wer at my cousin's haus and lafing at ar adventure. i jus had 2 beliv

Impromptu Prayer

d adr nyt, kuya told me 2 pray bfor i sleep.
ystrday nyt, i told him 2 pray bfor he sleeps.
hirs his prayr:
"god, mnalo n po sana c nnay s lotto.
god, bles me.
ay! bles us pala.
uhm... (pausing 2 think wat 2 say)
dats ol."

Building Leaders

u wnt 2 build liders out of ur kids?
expose dem erly on 2 culture
and arts activities.
dey ar 4x mor lykly
2 lead

Food and Violence

observ dis.
pipol/kids not eating junk fud ar les lykly
2 b violent

Positive Thoughts

positiv thots produs much mor enrgy dan negativ thots

Good women and men

wmen in clubs, jpayuki wmen dserv as much respec as i do. by being in clubs dey hev 2 change names s khihiyan. dey hev 2 take drugs 2 b able 2 dans naked. anong kpalit n sweldo/kita? 20 pesos for waitres. 150 2 dans naked. prhaps d same din pg tinake-out and do sex. ginus2 nila i2ng wrk? kung oo, wud u advise ur doter 2 finish skul and wrk s club? der ar no bad or gud wmen. only wmen forsd by adrs at ng pgkakataon 2 bcome and luk bad or gud. tanggalin causes wich make dem bad, and u hev mor gud wmen. preho din s lalaki. u hev mor gud men pg ang environment is gud. wir parents. how do we teach kids? kc ar actions spik loudr dan words

Law of Attraction

evrything in dis univers is enrgy.
u ar enrgy kaya u atrac lyk mgnet
d things/ pipol u wnt.
if plans get in2 ur hed,
gawin mo asap.
act lyk u alredy hev wat u wnt.
bcos its ol urs

News Advisory: No Classes

news update:
deped and ched dclared, no clases dis jun 27-july 1
mnday-friday.
its a hul wk holiday!
kip update 2 mor info.
jus log on 2 www.asakapa_huminto_kana_lng_
s_pgaaral.com.ph/ foreverbakasyon.
let adrs b informd.
pls pas s mga tmad pumasok

Great Achievers

great achivrs pa,
wid flying colors,
d prsistens test

Finding Beauty

ur byutiful. very very byutiful.
u know wy adrs cant find ur byuti?
bcos dey cant find
deyr own

Wishing Again

xhiliratedly thanking myself for a wish jus com tru,
i ws surprisd 2 fynd myself wishing agen.
"sana yng wish nman na mas mhaba sa
pang-stop gap, pantawid,.."
wy not?
b positiv

Pagpapakayaman

kuya ws only in grade 3 den wen he askd me:
"nnay bkit mrami k ng napagaralan,
mhirap p rin tau?"
dumbfounded, i replyd:
"kc hndi nman tinarget ni ttay n mgpakayaman."

Try this

try dis:
list down ur regular activities in a day.
identify wich activity u put ur most tym into.
d 1 wich u spend ur tym most
is of cors d most valuable 2 u.
and dat thing wich u value d most
is d 1 wich wil return its value 2 u

Time

tym is relativ.
it pases fleetingly, slowly or not at ol.
but d best tym
is always
2 b present

Help

wat makes u liv
helps u

Believe

2 get d things we wnt in lyf
we hev 2 beliv first.
beliv so pasionately n feeling mo
nkuha mo n gus2 mo.
and it wil hapen.
wy?
bcos everything in dis univers is energy.
we atract wat we wnt.
d b sabi nga sa Bible,
"and d word bcame flesh."

Freedom

ar posesion exists
2 provide us freedom

Christmas Shirt

i bot bunso and kuya a shirt each pra xmas party nila.
wen i saw bunso wearing his shirt e d p xmas party,
i askd him wy.
he replied,
"ang arte mo nman nnay,
pde ko nman suutin uli i2 s xmas party nmin.
lbahan mo n lang."

Want to get what u want?

want 2 get wat u want?
bfor u sleep 2nite, do dis:
identify ur 3 bigest achievements
3 bigest disapointments
3 bigest dreams.
frm ur dreams
make plans how and wen
u wnt 2 acomplish dis 3...

My Prayer

going home knina and pasing by s church, i prayd:
god make me an instrument
so adrs may hev abundans, hapines,
lov, value for 1self, trust and respec.

Tatays's Day

its tatays' day! bt my tears ar foling.
m na nnay-ttay.
i txtd kuya and bunso,
"love u both. u help me b strongr."
and he rplied,
"we'll ol pray 4 ol of us."

Makulit (uli)

if makulit is a "childish" word,
wat is its "adult" version?
FOCUSED

No Opposition

ideas ar lyk dat.
1st u giv lyf,
axion and guidans 2 ideas,
and den dey
take on
a powr of deyr own
and sweep asyd
ol oposition

50-50

50-50.
lamay 2 patay create many stories, hirs 1:
a mestiso-luking naglalamay introdusd hmself 2 us as haf-haf.
impolytly we lafd bcos he cudn't xplain wel how haf-haf he was.
we wer quite tipsy den alredy, tho d ocasion ws serious.
my puro pnoy frend tried 2 help him.
"u mean 50-50?
xcitedly he replied, "yes, yes!"
trying 2 help him furthr, my frend guesd,
"ar u 50-50 american pnoy?"
"yes, yes," sagot nya uli.
trying 2 b nice, my frend tryd 2
introdus his pmangkin hu ws playing cards.
"dis 1 u know him?
umiling yng 50-50.
sabi ng frend ko,
"his same as u. 50-50 also."
"oh!" surprisingly sabi ng mestiso.
we were lafing kc mukhang 50-50, mputla
at dedbol luking yng pmangkin.
xplaining, sabi ng frend ko
"his 50-50. kc 50 boy-50 girl."
hehe! ay mali!

Bill Gates

bill gates went 2 a resto and gave a $2 tip. d waitr sed,
"ystrday ur son gave $100 tip and u r giving only $2?"
bill gates wysly rplied,
"he's son of a bilionaire,
i'm a son of a farmr."

Scared Noodles

i, kuya and bunso went 2 hngkng las sumer dahil swim compete c kuya.
i was craving to hev a taste of hngkng noodles and vowd not 2 go home widout eating noodles. each tym we'd see a noodle haus, i wud tel my kids dat we eat.
bt dey wud nt let me for fear of nt knowing chinese.
one nite i dragd d 2 kids 2 dis resto.
a waitres aproachd me and i sed "noodles."
no response.
d waitres calld a waitr and i sed "noodles?"
stil no respons.
desperate, i went insyd wat lukd lyk d kitchen and raised my voice, "noodles?!"
d cook ran insyd d kitchen.
i cooked lucky me noodles pgbalik ng pinas

Be Makulit!

b mkulit!
wtch a child. he das nt thnk of foling frm a tree,
bcos he belivs he wil see a great view at d top.
she plays rough wid d boys,
so she cud taste d fun of playing
widout rules.
dey both xplor evry nook and cranny
2 experiens a world of courage,
cnfidens, hapines, truth,
trust, lov, kindnes,
equality and respec.
and dats bcos deyr mkulit!

Dallas Mavericks

Dalas mverics...
dey won daw bcos dey used teamwork mor dan talent,
and heart and grit mor dan flash and style...
dats worth thinking about for orgs,
families and brkdahan.
dey also won daw bcos of bsketbol IQ.
hmm...
dfine IQ

Be Positive!

b positiv!
its credibly important.
wy?
bcos we get wat we want!
b negative?
gud god, no!
wy?
bcos u get wat u do not want.
wana bet?

Somebody Loves Us

we realyz sombody lovs us
once we find out
dat wiv aded value 2 arselves.
meaning frm latak we bcom coppr,
frm coppr we bcome bronz,
frm bronz we bcom silvr,
frm silvr we bcom gold,
and by being gold,
we share wat make us gliter

Great Gifts

great gifts dat cost nothing bt means evrything:
1. gift of lisening
2. gift of afection
3. gift of writen note
4. gift of compliment
5. gift of favor
6. gift of solitude
7. gift of cheerful disposition
8. gift of lafter
and most of ol,
ur gift of tru frendship

Challenges

col dem challenges. not probs.
rich pipol tok about chalenges, not probs. imagine rich k n. it wil b easier 2 think of actions. i didnt say solutions. kc solutions ar 4 probs.
actions ar simply wat we hev 2 do.
mas mgaan p isipin

Faithful Listener

god
s ur
faithful
listener
hu
turns
his
ear
2 u
constantly.
he
always
answers
ur rquests,
maybe
nt wid
a YES
bt
always
wid
wat
s
BEST!

Exercise

exercise!
its a very powerful brain booster,
and atitude molder.
beliv me

Move mountains

my comunity dev wrk has nt made me rich materialy.
bt it has made me rich spiritualy.
bt its gud!
bcos spirits muv mountains

Badminton

2 nyts n play bdminton c bunso.
coment nya kgb,
"nnay, d pala ako mkpalo maayos
pg takot."

Look in my eyes

der ar many things
dat d eyes can't see.
bt if u wnt to see things,
its worth luking
in d person's eyes

7 Katotohanan sa Mundo

7 k22hanan s mundo:

1st - ang hangin ay hndi mhawakan
2nd- d mo kayang blangin ang buhok mo
3rd- d lhat ng ngipin mo ay abot ng dila mo
4th- susubukan ng mga mtanga ang pangatlo
5th- ang 3rd ay mli
6th- mppngiti k kc nagmukha kang tanga
7th- ippsa mo sa iba pra mkaganti k

More than the stars

count ur blesings evryday!
its mor dan d stars
we smtyms 4get 2 luk at,
smile at, at nite
bcos wir so busy
luking at misery

Mulan

do u know d movie "Mulan"?
actualy 4th episode n un.
una "midlat"
den "mulog"
tpoz "mambon"
ska plang "mulan"
nex episode
"mgyo"
den "maha"
fin'ly
"maraw" n

Pearls

som grains of sand
evntualy bcom pearls

Pearls

som grains of sand
evntualy bcom pearls

Panggimik

prblemado k b at walang panggimik?
i2 ang sagot dyan!
jus txt,
"nnay penge pera"
at isend s # nya.
ang dali, hindi b?
my chans k pang
mpagalitan.
hehe

Si Juan

c juan magsu-suicyd.
pgdating s edge ng bldg sabi ni juan
"antaas!"
pumikit sya at sabi,
"Lord giv me a sign."
pg open nya ng eyes
kita nya bilbord ng NIKE
"just do it!"

Mr. Bean

mr. bean felt so ill d dr gave him a tablet.
he strted cutting d syds of d tablet.
askd by d dr wy he ws cutting the syds of d tablet,
mr bean replyd:
"to avoid d syd efects"

Ano ang inggles ng..?

ang ingles ng nagpakamatay?
suicide
nmatay s bhay?
homecide
nmatay s inis?
pesticide
pinatay ng intsik?
intsikticide
nmatay sa ibabaw ng girl?
in-sex-he-died.
hehehe

Alamat ng Cute

ang alamat ng cute:
isang araw...
ipinangank k.
THE END
nice nman!
tndaan: ang alamat
ay kthang-isip lmang
at mlayo sa k22hanan

Water Secret

did u know dat water crystallizes into beautiful shapes
wen we lovingly hand a glas of water to someone?
try it

Hugot-Lakas

humuhugot ng lkas s sarili
ang mga batang nkakakita ng mga mgulang
n ganon din ang prktis s buhay

Love Yourself

u wil actualy hev 2 lov urself
bfor u can efectvly lov ibang tao.
dat means
taking care of urself,
dfending urself,
impruving urself,
at gving urself d best
of wat lyf can giv u.
blikan mo plagi pangarap mo.
pay ful atention
2 d things u wnt.
u win bowling kasi d mo bnibigyn pnsin kung ma-kanal k, or mli ang tayo mo, or alaskahin k mga nnonood sau or dhil takot k. u win bowling kc u dcided u wnt 2 win. bowling lesons ar same as lyf lesons.

Kaligayan ng Kalingkingan

kung ang sakit ng kalingkingan
ay dama ng buong ktawan.
ang kligayan ng kalingkingan,
kligayahan din ng buong ktawan

Katutubo

kuya ws askd wen he renewd his scholarshp as an ayta, "ano daw kaugalian ka22bo n gus2 nya?"
akong nnay n social scientist guesd dat kuya wud giv a complicated reply.
alam mo sgot nya?
"gusto ko pgiging mpgbigay ng k22bo.
askd kung ano nman ayaw nyang kaugalian,
alam mo sagot nya?
"ayaw ko ang walang humpay n paginom nila na nagreresulta s away."
hmm...

Riches

how wud u lyk 2 read dis evryday wen u wake up?
"wen riches bgin 2 com,
dey com so qikly and
in such abundans
dat u wondr
wer dey hev bin hiding?"

Ar u listening?

hev u herd rustling leavs wen der ar none?
hev u herd rushing water wen ders not a drip?
hev u seen lov wen evrybody tels u dis das not exist?

Outside of the comfort zone

lyf is much, much mor beautiful,
at mapagpalaya,
outsyd of d comfort zone

Arnel Pineda

did u know dat arnel pineda, ng bata p,
used 2 sel kahit ano daw para my mkain?
he used 2 sleep s park.
bt he nevr stopd singing...
ang kutsilyong tumatalim

Puppy

a puppy grows strong
wen nurtured,
nt wen punishd

Giving

by giving mula s pinagsikapan,
we show how secure, strong, loving and free we ar.
and by giving,
mor returns 2 us

Assets

we take care of d goos dat lays d golden egs.
if pipol and things help us grow ar asets, den dey bcom asets also.
pmana?
sugestion ko make it grow den share d 2bo,
wich is d golden eg,
nt d goos

Scholarship

kuya ws made 2 answr ?s 2 renew his sklrshp. i ws wid him bt i did nt thnk of coaching him. ders sklrshp 4 ayta kids, tho i - d nnay- is unat. 1nce done, i told him 2 rturn d paper 2 d staf so i cud alredy get bk 2 wrk. handing d paper, i notisd kuya ws "nterogated." kuya told me dat he ws instrcted 2 change his answr. i askd wat d ? ws and he replied, "ano daw prob ntin at bat daw nagaaply ng sklrshp?"
ano sgot mo?, i askd. kuya replied, "sbi ko la nman tau prob. burahin ko daw." den kuya went 2 a cornr and scribld. i asumed he'd change his answr bcos smbody in authority told him 2 and adrwise his sklrshp mite b dnied. on d way 2 wrk, i askd kuya wat he wrote. he rplied, "d ko bnura sagot ko."
oops!, i thot. "dinugtungan ko lang," kuya aded. i sighed and smiled. u know wat he wrote, "la me prob. mrami lang me gstusin s pangaraw-araw."

Birth Day

slamat s pag-alala bday ni kuya. by a miracle i lernd my naitabi pl ako savings kaya nai-jolibe ko cla. bfor we went 2 bed, i pointd 2 buk me entitld "thnk and grow rich," and peptokd dem pursige sports if its linya tlaga nila. i xplaind mas mrami kumpitensya pg poor. sbay 2ro s tv ky tony cktiong, hu owns jolibe, and ws partying wid showbz prsonalities hu used 2 b poor. we slept wid me storyteling n iniri ko c kuya ksabay ebak. hehe

Ang Ganda Mo!

ang gnda mo!
kc nanggagaling mula sa loob mo
ang ganda.
kahit l make-up

Heal

iuwi mo sya senyo and kip touching ur bunso. find out kung meron sya inaalala. siknes is both fsical at emotional. treat emotion 1st and d body heals

Extraordinary

xtraordinary things
hapen 2 xtraordinary pipol
wid xtraordinary imagination
and action skils

Wishes

close ur eyes tmorow
and make ur bigest wishes.
specific ha?
and biger dan 2 pesos!
kasi lyf givs us
wat we literaly wish

Perfection

prfction is also leting go,
losing urself,
geting out of control,
enjoying d moment,
and lerning frm d xperiens

Condom

seeing a frend agen aftr som tym, she comentd how fast tym flew and how ar own boys-sons- hev grown. and den she askd, "hev u dcided how 2 tel ur boys how 2 use cndoms?
"My!," i thot. widout blurting aloud, i sed 2 myslf, "i nevr thot growing inches did nt mean only lengthwise and crosswise, bt also diagonal-wise." hehe

Happy Birthday!

khit sumusuray n ko s lasing, cary ko p txt sbay plit pn2log.
am sure u made ur big specific wishes.
jus folow ur heart.
it makes u hapy.
by wishing,
ur brain tels u
wat 2 do nex.
hapy birthday!

Back to School

its psukan n! and d kids hev rturnd frm vcation. i askd kuya to enrol hmself so he lerns. bk at home 4 lunch, kuya reportd he did nt hev a hair cut and drfor had yet 2 enrol hmself.
d 4ward-luking, and drfor absent in d present, nnay raised 2 prformans levl her voice and told kuya, "kuya, tapos ng mliligayang araw nyo.
realizing how mcabre i sounded, i retracted my statement.
"kuya, tpos n mliligaya bkasyn nyo. mligayang pasukan n!"

Opportunity

Evry oportunity
has a shelf-life!
its nt even
always available

Bowling

u win bowling
only wen u relis dat bol

The Human Brain

hirs a fact: did u know taht d human brian can raed words with lteters rmubeld?
as lnog as d frist and lsat lteters of d words r at their porepr palecs.
bceuase d barin only itnreperts d wrdos and not d seplilng of a ceratin wrod

Blessings

may ur
blesings
come a
milion fold;
may d lov
in ur heart
nevr
get old;
and may
u find
tresures
including
lov and gold!

I wish to see

4 months i wud complain of eyes dat hurt, tears dat fel, eyes dat nevr apird white and helthy.
i am losing my vision.
i wud xplain 2 myself it was bcos of d CPU, long wrk hrs dat did nt pay me wel and cared les.
nevr realizing dat my prob was me.
2 make me see wel, it was 1st i hu shud dcide dat i shud see wel and see wat i want 2 see.
wid a blurd vsion that also blurd my brain,
i ws bcoming blind 2 posibilities, ader things i cud see.
i wish 2 stop pretending.
i wish 2 see

Good Morning!

s bwat pgsikat ng araw
dulot nito'y pnibagong muta at pnis n lway.
nway sundan mo ng pgligo
upang bakas n amo'y mglaho.
Gndang umaga,
mumog na!

Ligaw

my 1 anak n gus2 iligaw ang knyang ama s gubat dhil s sakit ni2ng wl ng lunas at pagod n rin syang mag-alaga d2. ipinasan nya ang knyang ama hnggang s mkrting cl s ksukalan ng gubat. ngunit npansin nya n pinuputol ng knyang ama ang bwat sanga ng punong mdaanan nila. tinanong ng anak kung bkit nya ginagawa i2. sumagot ang kanyang ama,
pinuputol ko ang mga snga dahil ayokong mligaw k s pguwi mo, anak."

Return of the Comeback

think of lov and u get lov in return widout beging 4 it.
think of being rich and u dscovr many ways 2 do it.
think of hurt and u get hurt in return.
think of being poor and u lus possibility of bcoming rich.
chus 2 put ur enrgy s gud, things u want, wat coms nturally and easily
and gud retrns 2 u a milion tyms..fast!

Nenok

kwen2 mo bunso mo nagnene-nenok din ako ng bata p. habang 2matanda nga lang naicp ko cguro i can hev wat i want at i can hev mor. ngkakalat lang din kasi pera ng nnay ko non ng mlakas p bisnes nila. ng humina n, i nid 2 realyz l n ko m-nenok, kaya change strategy. ang kaibahan nga lang ngaun, my sens of acomplishment ako. wy nenok hundreds lang if i can hev thousands, milions or even bilions if i wud jus beliv i can, wrk smart at w8 for biger rewards wen i want dem. pg nenok kc d mo lam mgkano m-nenok, o kung meron m-nenok. wors, u lern 2 fear at syempre die sooner unhapy. der ar many ways 2 get wat u want. nenok is only 1. its not even sustainable.

Plane Fly

if ur trgeting plane fly some place, make sure l k alipunga ha?
bcos airports inspec ur shoes
nt ur alipunga nman. hihi!

Cute

i've realyzd
d man ako laging msaya
lagi nman akong
CUTE!

Good

wid or widout ur alergy, u ar beautiful.
wid or widout money, u giv mor dan u can.
wid or widout tym, u share a lyftym.
u ar gud.
bcos smbody gud out der creates only gudnes.

Happier

jus folow watever makes u hapy.
wy?
bcos yul b hapier dan u can imagine

Selfish

we may go round d world and spend a hul lyftym finding answrs,
and hurt ar eyes crying 2 lov and giv ol to adrs.
bt we ol hev 2 lov ar self 1st
bfor we can efectivly lov adrs

Pamana

pls tel madr mhal ko sya. der ar many ways of showing it. i show myn by showing adrs i am lyk her- ibibigay p s iba ang para sa srili, and by showing adrs her pmana of humility and simplicity

Shine

if ur sooo gud,
u rili know wen 2 let go-
wen its tym
4 adrs 2 shine

Flower and butterfly

1nce der was a man hu askd god
4 a flowr & a buterfly
bt god gave him a cctus & caterpilar
d man was sad
he thot god was busy caring 4 adrs
bt nt him.
aftr he checkd cctus & caterpilar n limot na nya,
he was srprised.
frm ugly cctus a byutiful flowr grew
frm a caterpilar a buterfly transformed

Trees

trees ar plantd
far frm each adr
so dey can spread deyr branches
and mture

Breastfeeding

akala ko kung ano n xciting role ko d2 weding brod ko. sus! d me pnasama s weding. ako nagalaga baby nila. d p nman ako nagsanay syaw baby. gud thing at cnunod pala nila suges ko n brestfid ng sis ko pmangkin nya at vice versa. same thing i did wid my sis's baby non. ayun! 2log na baby alaga ko aftr brestfid ng sis ko

Hapy Friends

d worlds hapiest frends
nver hev d same caracter
dey jus hev d best undrstanding
of deyr difrences

Imagination

nag teambldg sports club las wikend. syang di kau ksama. 1st tym din me join. i was told nsubukan nyo pala compete abrod. may i reques smthing frm u? peptok ko kuya pursige swim compete abrod, if it wil be oportunity 4 him 2 impruv wel. if u see him, cud u tel him bout ur swim experiens abrod? stories fire up ar imagination. and imaginations bcom real

Cancer

2x i herd ur voice sa ymca pool. if its u, its nice 2 hear u bk in sports po.
kip ur dreams alyv. nt even cancr cels can stop u frm
teling urself dat der are many ways
and many seasons 2 fulfil dreams

Papa Bird

Teambldg me coop oficials s 1 private haus wid pool at bird cages.
som came wid kids.
ng pauwi n me, 1 mama oficial told her 4 yr old doter n tgnan n yng mga parakeet birds.
s 2wa, ipinasok ng doter ang dliri. tinuka ng bird!
humiyw yng doter. d mpatahan at pilit pinapahanap ang papa nya n d nman sumama.
isumbong dw yng bird s papa nya.
sbi n lang ng mama, "d bale isusumbong ntin yng bird s papa mo."
ol d wile n nagwawala yng doter, sumisigaw din yng 1 bird s bird n nanuka s doter.
huminto yng doter sbay 2ro sa bird n mas maingay p s doter.
"yng kulay green b n yn yng papa bird?"

Videoke

bunso ws staring at me, nnay, wile i sang aiza segera's song s videoke.
he blurtd, "ksalanan mo yn nnay!"
i stopd singing and lukd at bunso.
xplain si bunso,
"d k kc nagpa-practis kaya mas mgaling n si aiza s u."

Buddha

a fat lady askd her bf
shat she lukd lyk
d boy replied:
u luk lyk a god!
d fat lady smiled,
giggled and blushd
den askd,
cnung god?
aphrodite? venus? who?
d boy lukd deeply in her eyes
touchd her bely
and sed,
"Buda!"

Fly

Fly
werever
ur
beautiful
wings
may
take
u

River

lyk d river finding its course,
i find my way

Warm

pipol i am nt dat close tlaga hev greeted me "hapy nnays day!," wen i cud nt rmembr evr doing smthing special 4 dem. bt prhaps my circle of influens has bin reaching dem in a way dat deyr hearts ar touchd. and dat by greting me dey cud also touch khit ray lang ng wndrfuly shining heart ko. dis thot warms me

Nanay at Tatay

hev u evr wnderd wy "nnay" at "tatay" came 2 b smantala lyf wud prhaps b simpler by jus coling dem "mgulang?" kc wder nnay or tatay, preho lng nman role -2 nurture evryon in d imediate fmily circle and xtend dis wrever d parent goes. parent role is smthing we do nt leav nor is it smthing we chus 2 shake off. its an imprint

Growing

kuya is going thru a lot of growing. his been txting lab u nnay 4 weeks now. wich is smthing difrent bt extraordinary for a 16-yr old, male son. he must b asking 4 lov 2 guide him so he lerns 2 b interdependent wid me and bunso

Own You

I wud wnt 2 own u
jus b myn and myn alone
bt ur 2 beautiful 2 b caged.
widout dis cage
do u realyz
how unimaginably beautiful
u can b?

Okra

naglulu2 ako hbang laro c kuya ng psp at watch c bunso ng tv. pglipat ni bunso ng chanel n puro nagi-englis spokening, bgla syang sumigaw, "nnay, c okra!" ngkatinginan kami ni kuya ng bgla sumigaw uli si bunso, "ay mali!". hindi nga si opra. pero baka nga si okra. hehe

Kids and Mosquitos

Kids ar lyk mosquitos
dey suk d blood from us-
ar privacy, ar identity, ar personality.
bt also ar lonelines

Weh!

minsan n2log pmangkin ko sa haus me. nkita nya old pasport ko nkdisplay dhil i was conditioning myself to travel abrod. sabi nya sa bunso ko, hu is 3 yrs older dan him, "bat ikaw kuya, neron n b kau pasport? kami meron na!" antagal ng sagot ni kuya. tapos cnabi, "weh! kmuha n nga c nanay ng pasport nmin e. nagiipon lang ng pmbayad." hehe

Baby Doves

Baby dovs wings ar wet pgkapisa ng shell. dey hev 2 dry it, stretch it, ask 4 guidans. and finaly fly, glide and soar high n prang wlang langit. and even go low 2 see things clearly. always dey wud grow deyr strength. kc nman dey ar dovs bcos of deyr wings. same wid humans. we ar bcos we lov -d self and aders. we protec arsevs and adrs. each tym growing stronger. always living in d present.

Happy Times

Twas ur bday. Pero ako rin mraming dpat ipagpsalmat sau. minsn ntxt ko sau how i'd smtyms wish sna mgtagal hapy tyms. pero dahil hindi, buti n lang my memory tau 2 recol dem. rmmbr 2 make a wish 4 urself bfor u sleep wel.

Magic Lamp

I rubd a magic lamp
and a geni apird
he askd me
wat is ur wish 2day?
i replyd
jus 4 d person
reading dis mesage
2 b hapy 4ever

U

d lst prson hu cud make u hapy and lov u d most, is u.
u see, evrything starts wid d self.
u want 2 b rich? u nid urself.
u wnt 2 change things? u nid urself.
we gain meaning by strting wid d self.
we gain mor meaning thru anodr self...

u help me thnk of beautiful words. salamat

Gusto Ko

gus2 q
habang buhay
ksama k
gus2 ko
bawat minu2
kyakap k
gus2 ko
s bawat araw
hwk ko kamay mo
at gus2 ko
s bawat pgtibok ng puso mo
ako lagi ung
naaalala mo

A Child Talks to His Parents by Dr. Tucker

Spik 2 me wid ur heart & hnds. I smtyms do nt undrstand words. provide me wid fud, wrmth & d cmfort of ur lov. help me to feel dat i am wnted, dat i am impt 2 u. suround me wid kindly pipol. giv me my share of atention & cnsideration. includ me in d fmily plans as ofen as u can. b frendly & loyal 2 me dat i may know how 2 b d same 2 adrs. wen u tel me 2 do dis & do dat, tel me wy, teach me how. giv me peace in wich 2 grow. i nid a cornr in ar home dat is ol my own. let me ?. giv me honest ansers, as honest as u know. let me xperiment. let me fynd out things 4 myslf. as my body dvelops, let me try out my new powrs 2 sit, creep, stnd, wok, climb & jmp wen i am redy. but pls do not make me xperience 2 much, 2 soon or 2 long. b patient wid my little misses. i am stil lerning. let me learn 2 take my turn at a task, a game or rward. wtch me play & see how i am trying 2 wrk out my prob. do nt punish me 4 being angry wen i hev bin disapointed or dprived. it is bd enaf as it is. help me 2 act in anger. bt dnt make me so afraid of being angry dat i lose my cpacity 2 feel strongly. let me lern, bit by bit, 2 bear pain, 2 w8 & 2 pospon. let me lern 2 luk 4ward 2 future plesures. dnt instil in me ur fears; my own ar dficult enaf 4 me 2 handle. help me feel d difrens betwin make-beliv & reality. let me bear rsponsibility. mesure it out2 me acording 2 my size. bt nt in greater doses dan i can bear. pls dnt kip me ur baby wen i wnt 2 grow up. abov ol, grnt me d wrmth, afection & security of ur lov widout condition or rservation.

Melamin

woried s taas ng bilihin, prformance level n sinita ko ang ntirang baon n lunch ni bunso.
sumagot c bunso, prformance level din ang boses,
"e papano ko muubos ang baon ko,
lasang melamine luto nyo!"

Magic Lamp

i rubd a magic lamp
and a gnie apird
he askd me
wat is ur wish 2day?
i replied
jus 4 d prson
reading dis mesage
2 b hapy forever

Church

Trying 2 xhaust my brain wid bills 2 b paid, i thot of asking kuya - hu jus arived frm his swim trng- 2 go 2 church as it was a sunday. he replied mter of fctly, "dumaan n po ako nnay pgkagaling s pool." nhiya ako. i hven't...

Tumbling

Define Tumbling:
wen u jump bkward 2 4ward den
bkward 2 4ward agen
trying 2 dcide wich lyf direction
2 choos

Kibo at Silong

Words...
my bunso and i wer reading 2geder knina erly mrning. la sya shirt hbang naka-electric fan. den he lukd at his breathing chest and sed, "nnay tgnan mo dibdib ko - kumikibo."

ng wdnsday nman ngrereklamo si kuya dhil pumasok mga langgam s shus nya. hbang tinataktak spatos sabi ni bunso, "sumisilong lang kuya yng mga langgam s shus mo kc ayaw nila mbasa ng ulan."

Baygon

Anak: Nay! uminom po aq ng baygon!
Inay: bakit?! mgsuswicyd k b?
anak: d po. nklunok kc aq ng buhay n ipis!
Inay: tanga! inom k ng inom ng gamot, d k p nagbe-brekfast

Ginto

ang gold parang utot. kahit anong tago, sisingaw

Touch and Live

Babies dw hu hev nt bin touchd fisicaly after birth unfortunately evntualy die. i gues its d same wid our relationshps. so kip touching and b touchd -sincerly and rsponsibly syempre. bcoz wen we touch or ar touchd, lyvs are built

Anniversary

Wife: dear, ano regalo mo s 25th aniversary ntin?
hubby: ddlhin kita sa africa
wife: wow! so swit! e sa 50th aniversary ntin?
hubby: sunduin kita dun

Potatoes

grade 5 ako non wen i was orderd to do my 1st pmmlengke. madr told me 2 buy potatoes. smiling, i hapily reported bk to madr aftr pmmlengke dat i bot mor potatoes bcos this cost so much cheaper. she lafd hard luking at my basket. i definitely bot mor potatoes, except that these were sweet potatoes.

Sumer job

late nite naghatid ako fud s mga anakis ko vacationing s byenan. nagbblin ako ky kuya budget nila n boses woried dahil plan p 2 kids na gala p cla s sta cruz wid tio, ng sabi kuya, "wg k n magalala nnay nakikitrabaho (gapas) me ni bunso. my pmasahe na kami." d ko lam kung m2wa ako o m2rete s sagot ni kuya dahil s pagkukulang ko finans. inisip ko n lang, 'a very hapy child excels.' hapy nnays day!

Spirit

Khapon n2wa ako s srili ko. since dad died, evry tym my ocasion, me, my siblings, ar kids and d hubies, madr at ksambhay/"ktulong" (mother and doter) me wud get 2geder to eat out. i dnt know wat came in2 me bt aft kising evrybody, i kisd mnang- yn nnay n ksambhay me hus bin wid us for almost 10 yrs n cguro. i was srprised and felt mity gud. but prhaps my spirit muvd smbody mor. kasi mnang's doter, a hunchbak, hu never sits down wen we wer wid her, sat bside her mothr 4 d 1st tym. twas madrs day khapon

Happy Child

A hapy child excels!
A hapy parent helps a hapy child 2 excel!

D Best

Ol d best things u want
and d best pipol u lov alredy exist.
wish dem den ol 4 u
and u wil hev ur wish granted

Hapy maders day!

Dfine power.
2 grls aproched me asking if dey cud take bs social wk and HRM in ar skul aftr pasing d entrans exam. explaining d dtails of aplying, my soul melted upon knowing deyr maders wer prostituted women. 1 of d mader now begs in d streets and is alredy showing mental problems/ chllenges.

Tocino

Lyf is lyk tocino
know wy?
kc ang lyf
frm d start ga2win
mo lhat
mpabuti lang ang future.
ang tocino?
wla yn!
klimutan mo n.
pang-ulam yn

White

Khapon AM nk-brown uniform n ko wile locating earings at bracelet 2 match, i found multicolord earings n my prang gray pearl s dulo and wor it. ilang palit bracelet gnawa ko and setld 4 d wite. hpon ko lang naisip d pala ako content wid wite bracelet suot ko ksi d match pearl earing n grayish. den i lafd wile luking s ofis miror me, n higher dan my h8 kya ulo ko nkita ko. i didnt hev 2 wory pala kasi i realyzd my wite bracelet matchd my wite hair.

A Prayer

God grant me peace
2 accept d things
i hev 2 w8 4 2 change.
Courage 2 change d things
i can.
hmm...now n!

Kulam

Girl: Ale mgkano mgpakulam?
Mngkukulam: 2500 pesos
Girl: Bt nman ang mhal?
Mngkukulam: Haler! Barbie kaya gamit ko

Valentine Tips

Valentine Tips:
blu roses
4 lovers
wyt chocol8
4 crushes
pink baluns
4 frendships
most of ol
for lovles
red...
red horse!

Faces

(^.^) ( 'o' ) (*,*) (>.<) (^o^) Lyf is multi-faceted and beautiful!

Oxygen

we use only 25% of ar lungs to breath oxygen.
75% of ar lungs is actualy toxin.
kaya, inhale...exhale...
beter yet, exrcise!

Aling Dionesia

Aling Dionesia: Judith! Judith! Judith!
Pacman: Bkit ma? Bt k sumisigw?
Aling Dionesia: Byaran n ntin bells s kuryinti at tobeg...
Judith n ksi ngaun!

Define Thotful

Thotful...
1 erly mrning aftr wokathon ako,
i thot of picking up n la paalam
mga mkopa nagkalat s daan
wile wok home n ko.
para kay bunso hu was stil asleep.
aft i cukd brekfast, nligo n ko.
pgkagaling ko bnyo, nkakain n c bunso.
den i saw mkopa sa basurahan!
angry, i askd bat tnapon.
sagot ni bunso, "nnay kumuha k n lang
puno sa loob ng oval track
imbes nmumulot k ng bulok.

GAYS

Twas fun 2 b toking wid guy gays.
dey wer lafing at me bcos i didnt know bout pills.
sabi ko ligated na ksi ako.
"kahit n," sabi nial.
And dey sugested me taking pills if i wnt 2 grow boobs.
i hope i dnt grow balls if my boobs grow.

Millionaires

Maxwel sed som pipol target bcoming milyoners erly on and do any wrk 2 get d money. and dey do bcome milyoners. Som howver bcom milyoners late bcos dey cnsider lov of wrk a priority ovr erning milyons. Btwn d 2, der ar mor milyoners hu bcame such bcos of d wrk dey lov

Touch me always

Touching heals
Touching also frees
And hu does dis mor often
kundi mga nnay

Adam's Apol

Ng uwi n me wid 2 kids ko galing Subic,
tinitgnan ni bunso si kuya nya wile sa jip me.
pghawak ni bunso sa leeg nya he asked,
"Nnay bat wala p akong apol?"
Hehe! I and kuya lafd.
Sagot ko,"hamo bilhan kita ng apol."

SONA

Ano ang kybahan ng fairytale sa SONA?
ang fairytale ay kwn2ng ndi 220 n my dwende.
Ang SONA ay my dwndeng ngkkwn2 ng ndi 220.
Pasa mo pra mkrtng s dwnde.

Hirap magsabi

Hirap mgsabi
ng sory
hirap mgsabi
ng mhal kita
hirap mgsabi
ng kylangan kita
pro nlmn ko
pinakamhirap
plang
sbihin
ung
"lower, rural, ruler"
ng 10 tymz.
promiz!
try mo!

Beauty is in the eyes of the seer

Ino-okray ako ni bunso ng mkita ID ko nong 2006.
Sabi nya, "Nnay, ID mo ng dlaga k p,o."
"Anong dlaga p? Mtanda n ko nyan," reply ko
Sabi ni bunso, "Bat nnay ng dlaga k p ang pangit-pangit mo?
Pero nong mtanda k n ang gnda-gnda mo?"
"Syempre," sagot ko.

Pencil

Lov is
wen u wok
2 d adr syd
of d clasrum
2 sharpen
ur pencil
jus 2 c him/her
and den u realyz
dat u ar
holding a bolpen!

Vegies

My bunso and I we s dining tabl. He ws luking at m n kumakain ng dahon ng amplaya. I must hev lukd srap n srap. N2wa nman ako thnking m-encarage ko sya kumain ng gulay.

Den he sed, "Buti n lng nnay hndi mo kmi pinapakain nyan."

Manners

Sumaky ako jip n halos puno bt wid 1 seat n plastic bag nkaupo. I asked psaheros n urong knti. Bt nobody wnts 2 nudge dahil byad daw pwesto plstic. Sabi ko, "knti lang 2tal yng plstic la pwet, ako meron."

Ayun! Umurong clang lhat.

Ma-gulang

Para maiwasan pgmumura 2 kids ko we decided n bawat mura ay mghuhugas cla ng pinggan.
Dis AM, d ko npansin ngmura ako.
Sabi ni bunso,"Nnay ngmura k."
"Ano? wla nmn akong cnabi a," sagot ko.
"Nnay, wg k mgcnungaling," sabi ni bunso.
"E wla nmn talaga ako maalala. Atsaka kahit hndi ako magmura naghuhugas ako ng pinggan,"paliwanag ko.
Sumabat c pnganay. "Aminin mo n nnay. Ayaw mo lang mghugas ng pinggan kaya pinaghuhugas mo kami."
hehe

Unan

Ang kybigan parang unan
anjan pg kylangan
pwd mong iykn
pwd mong ykpin
kya pg kylangan mo ng kybigan
hnda akong magng unan
bsta
wg mo lang
lalawayan

Kain Tayo

ANAK: Tays! kains na tayos!
AMA: Loko! Tgilan mo nga kklagay ng "s" s slita mo!
Ano ba ulam?
ANAK: inigang n bangu n my ibuya at kmati. Hmm.. arap ng abaw!

Banat

Banat 4 d day:

Kung my rabis
ang laway mo
handa akong maulol
makahalik lang sau