By Giving

by giving
mula sa pinagsikapan
we show how secure,
strong, loving
and free we ar.
and by giving,
mor returns 2 us

To Be Rich

2 b rich requires us 2 lisen wel -
s sarili, s kpwa, even s mga bagay n wlang buhay.
2 b rich requires us 2 muv 4ward
and leav d past.
2 b rich requires
mental at emotional redines.
kaya?
redy, set...go!

Faith

faith
is d strongest
and
most productiv
of emotions

Care

care
is d sweetest esence
in d world.
if someone says
"take care,"
it means
u liv
in dat
person's heart
til d last beat

Finding Answers

u cant find
d answers
in d stars.
its a journey
yul hev 2 find
insyd of urself
and a destiny
yul hev 2 make

Original

nevr change ur originality
4 d sake of adrs
bcos in dis world
no 1 can play ur role
beter dan u do.
so be urself
and win d world

Hug

smtyms
we dnt
hev 2 xplain.
bcos
a hug
xplains wel

Be Present

d difrens betwin me
and u
is my ability
2 b present
always-
wich is actualy
d only thing
i hev

I exist

wts d best thing
u cud do 2 smbody
n "binabaon" s lupa?
2 afirm
dat he/she exists

Before anyone else

bfor u can hev a hapy, loving relationshp wid anyone,
hev a hapy, loving relationshp wid urself first

To Be

2 b helthy, u nid 2 dcide.
2 b free, u nid 2 dcide.
2 b rich, u nid 2 dcide.
its nice 2 hev gud choices in lyf

Reproductive Health

i ws askd wt my position ws s reproductive helth.
dis ws my answr:
i hd myself ligated aftr birth of my bunso. khit ayw ng huby dhil 2 boys kids me. khit ayaw helth centr dahil "unti" p lng kids me at "young" p dw ako at 31. i proceeded wid operation. wy? bcos i thot my body is my body. dat d human body is d most beautiful creation and it cud do d most beautiful act - 2 make lov.
elksyon non at free ligation. 7 am nasa hspital me pila. 4pm salang ako and ws done in 15 minutes. msakit ng una putol falopian tube. parang nanganak rin. i smiled and askd dr ng la n pain. "doc, tapos n?" he replied, "hindi! yng kbila p!" hehe! twas painful but liberating xperiens.
i actualy forgd my huby's signature. hehe! gulat n lng sya i wokd home grogy wid valium yata. aftr 1 month rest, buhat n ko sofdrinks case at my maried lyf, i think, got beter

Hamon

ilapit mo s aral ng buhay c bunso
s pmamagitan ng pgturo
n hrapin nya ang hamon
ng buhay.
he is strongr
dan u think he is.
kaya u hev
2 b stronger lyk him

Kape at Gatas

ang kape ay ngdudulot ng nerbyos
hbang ang gtas nman ay ngbibigay ng lakas
kaya wg uminom
ng kapeng my gtas
dhil tyak n
ang nerbyos
mo ay
lalakas!

Pag Pinutol

BRONO: lolo, pg pinutol qu ang 1 tenga mo
ano'ng mangyayari?
LOLO: d hi2na ang pndinig qu
BRONO: e pg 2 tenga nman?
LOLO: D lalabo pningin qu
BRONO: ha? e bkit nman ho lalabo
pningin mo e tenga nman pinutol?
LOLO: xyempre...mhuhulog kc slamin

Tips Para Maiba ang Araw

8 tips pra maiba ang araw mo:
1. ibenta ang cp at bilhin ulit
2. ibigay ang walet s ktabi sbay sigaw ng "holdap!"
3. mglaro ng tguan, tapos umuwi s bahay
4. pghiwa-hiwalayin ang sngkap ng 3 in 1
5. uminom ng 5 basong kape at m2log
6. kurutin ang kpatid at unahang umiyak
7. i-padlock ang srili at humingi ng 2long
8. mkipag-jak en poy s slamin hanggang s manalo

Masakit

d b msakit
pg inagawn k?
d b msakit
pg niloko k?
d b msakit pg
pinaasa k?
pro mas
msakit
pg
my kumagat
n langgan
s pwit mo
tpos d mo
mkamot kc
mraming tao?
jeje

Queen/ King

1 day yul be queen/ king.
bt queen/ king or no queen/ king yet.
u hev to act lyk 1
to b 1.

Master and captain

i am d master of my fate.
i am d cptain of my soul.
my ship is myn to create

Creation

creation starts,
frm imagination!

Forgiveness

4givnes liberates d soul.
its part of 5S-
gud hauskiping!

Wooden

wt if u had a wooden car..
wid wooden
engine,
wooden seat
and a ...
wooden key...
mlamang!..
it wooden't...
start.
nyehehe

What do you like to be when you grow up?

s sn mrcelino me khapon get skolar alowans ni kuya. pinasagutan s knya info sheet. 1 item askd ano gawin nya after colege. i ws expecting sagot: mging swimer or mgnegosyo, doctor, arcitec or watever sagot kids normaly say. curious s sagot ni kuya, invade ko privacy nya and read his answer. u know wat he wrote? "maging halimba sa ibang bata n gus2 mkatapos ng pagaaral."

Right Comment

nyt bfor kuya left, i tryd mental exercise wid him.
la daw sya expec s dgupan swim compete nila.
i sed, "sayang nman gastos."
wrong coment frm me.
i ws focusing on wat i did nt wnt - msayang gastos.
i changed tactic.
i askd him, "d b gus2 mo mkaabot plaro pmbansa?
and he lukd at me.

Like Bowling

lyk bowling,
u only win
wen u relis
dat bol

Milo

nagreques c bunso tmplahan sya ng Milo knina umaga.
dahil in gud mud ang nnay, nagtimpla
pero d nlagyan ng asukal.
pgkatikim, reklamo c bunso.
"ano b nnay, walang lasa 2ng gawa mo.
s susunod ayusin mo gawa mo, ha?"

Finding or Creating

lov is nt about
finding d ryt person
bt creating d ryt relationship.
its not how much lov
u hev in d begining
bt how much lov u build
til d end

Nagkasala

3 guys ngkasala s tribo
LIDER: dala kau d2 10 kpareho n prutas!
una nkabalik c juan
dala 10 n sntol.
LIDER: ipsok mo s yong pwit lhat n sntol!
ang umaray o tatawa, PAPATAYIN!
una p lang n sntol
umaray n c juan, PATAY...
sunod c pedro dala ubas.
ika-10 ng ubas, natawa, PATAY...
ngkita c juan & pedro s langit.
JUAN: buhay k p sana s last n ubas.
bt k p tumawa?
PEDRO: nkita ko kc c berto
my dala n 10 langka

Shortest Distance

d shortest distans
betwin 2 pts
is a strait lyn.
kaya mgastos
paligoy-ligoy!

Are you ready?

how do u know
wen ur redy
2 reciv d gift
of abundans?
wen yuv opend up
2 lyf's posibilitis

Can't Stop

u cant stop pipol
frm doing wat dey want 2 do.
bt u can prepare dem

It's Ok

its ok
2 b a milionaire!

Life Race

run ur lyf race
2 win ol d way
frm start 2 end

Perfect Practice

perfec prctis bcoms ntural prctis.
kaya kip thinking lyk d rich.
kc it bcoms u!
cnsider ur brain lyk a pet.
kc d pet bcoms
wat u train dem 2 b

Good Food

as much as we feed ar stomach,
ar brain also nids 2 b fed.
choos gud fud 4 both.
so u produs
gud thots
gud actions
and gud results

Kids exposed

kids xposed 2 culture and arts activities daw
erly on,
ar 4x mor lykly 2 b liders wen dey bcome adults

Papatayin

B1: pare, d2 b dadaan yng pptayin ntin?
B2: oo. ngtataka nga ako bt wla p sya.
B1: sana wlang nangyaring msama s knya.
nye!

walang tulog

govt employees ar xpcted 2 do voluntir wrk
even in the wee hrs of d morning.
teasd 4 nt sleeping wel,
1 employee rplied:
"d bale wala 2log.
wg lang wala gcing!"
hehe

Life

lyf is nt hapening.
it folows u

Hating Kapatid

hating kpatid:
MONKEY 1: hhtiin ntin ung buko s 3 ha?
MONKEY 2: bkit 3? e 2 lang nman tau?
MONKEY 1: mlilimutin k talaga! e yng ngbabasa
d mo bbigyan?
unggoy din yn. nagka-celfon lang
hehehe!
bawi k n lang s iba.
bwal ibalik

Rich Words

rich words:
"i am gud." kesa "gago ako."
"nex!" kesa "d ko mgawa"
"mhal ko nnay ko." kesa "PI!"
wy do u nid 2 make replacements?
kc poor bcoms rich 2 b richer den richest-
in mind, body and spirit

Thank You

wen pipol giv u wat u wnt,
say thank you!
wen dey dnt bothr 2 help and
even let u down,
say thank you very, very much!
wy?
bcos dey make u much, much
stronger dan dey think u can

Ipis at Elepante

ang nkaraan:
my ibinulong ang ipis s elepante.
bglang hinimatay ang elepante.
ano ang ibinulong ng ipis?
IPIS: buntis ako. ikw ang ama!

s pgpp2loy.
dhil d mkpaniwala ang elepante,
dnala nya ang ipis s dok2r.
2wang-2wa ang elepante at
msayang ibinulong s ipis ang resulta
ng ultrasound.
bglang hinimatay ang ipis.
ano ang ibinulong ng elepante?
ELEPANTE: ako nga ang ama!
at elepante ang anak ntin.
kmbal cla.

Ask Yourself

if u ask urself,
sn b ptungo ang buhay ko?
or sn b ptungo ang relasyon n 2?
ask urself agen,
sn mo b gus2 itungo ang buhay mo?
sn mo b i2ngo ang relasyon mo?

Breakthroughs

comit mistakes!
its smtyms calld BREAKTHROUGHS

Conscious

succes coms 2 those hu ar succes-conscious.
abundans coms 2 those hu ar abundance-conscious.
money coms 2 those hu ar money-conscious.
lov coms 2 those hu ar lov-conscious.

Genius

observ dis:
pipol daw hu ar "highly-sexed" bcom genius

Crush

bunso, now almost 14 yrs old, had flu and ws absent in clas 4 two days. forgeting 2 txt his tchr, i ws askd how he ws doing and ws told dat he ws missed by his girl clasm8s. fyi ko c bunso about dis. d folowing day bunso told me,
"nnay, bt mrami nagkaka-crush sa kin?"
"bt nman?," i replied trying to kis him.
"wala nman kc akong ginagawa."

Maasahan

rmembr d comercial bout dis sliper dscribed as "maasahan"?
i hd a taste of dis wen me, kuya and bunso went 2 hngkng 4 d 1st tym. kuya ws swim-competing.
being d nnay and d oldest, i torturd myself thnking how 2 get bk 2 my cousin's haus.
wiv bin going round downtown 4 an hr nt being able 2 locate d train station nor d bus station.
it bgan 2 drizl. twas 7pm. bunso ws whining. kuya ws complaining i ws thinking wrong. how cud i asume kuya ws thnking right wen on ar 2nd day of bus riding, kuya ws jus luking around, nt minding landmrks. i ws tired. i ws solvd wid d idea d ko maaasahan 2 kids 2 solv dis prob of sens of space. wen i sat down on a plant box, kuya sed dat i observ the color of d lamppost, d color of d bus wiv bin riding since day 1 in hngkng. both lamppost and bus also had d same #.
in 15 minutes we wer at my cousin's haus and lafing at ar adventure. i jus had 2 beliv