50-50

50-50.
lamay 2 patay create many stories, hirs 1:
a mestiso-luking naglalamay introdusd hmself 2 us as haf-haf.
impolytly we lafd bcos he cudn't xplain wel how haf-haf he was.
we wer quite tipsy den alredy, tho d ocasion ws serious.
my puro pnoy frend tried 2 help him.
"u mean 50-50?
xcitedly he replied, "yes, yes!"
trying 2 help him furthr, my frend guesd,
"ar u 50-50 american pnoy?"
"yes, yes," sagot nya uli.
trying 2 b nice, my frend tryd 2
introdus his pmangkin hu ws playing cards.
"dis 1 u know him?
umiling yng 50-50.
sabi ng frend ko,
"his same as u. 50-50 also."
"oh!" surprisingly sabi ng mestiso.
we were lafing kc mukhang 50-50, mputla
at dedbol luking yng pmangkin.
xplaining, sabi ng frend ko
"his 50-50. kc 50 boy-50 girl."
hehe! ay mali!