Born a Virgin

i ws born in '68. twas only now at 43 dat i lernd exctly how i ws born- a litle premature. dat tym my dad wrkd in cebu as cook ng brods nya. mlapit n ko lumabas wen mader lernd dad had 200 peso savings lng! naubos dw kabibili brilyantes ky mader wen she ws being courted. thnking of borowing frm his frmr tatay in zmbales, mader dcided 2 go home on a stormy aug. she boarded a plane, free of charge bcos of a frend. kaso ksama nya wala ulo mga sundalo! bus ride ws bumpy. kaya i came out in aug, rader dan sept, a virgin (read: virgo).